Saturday, December 15, 2007

Nursery Rhymes we didn't have as kids........

Thanks, Senior Woodchuck!

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.


Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,

'What have you got there?'

Said the pie man unto Simon,
'Pies, you dumb ass'


Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,

For breakfast again.


Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.

The little dog laughed to
see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.


Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.


There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good, she was very, very good.

But when she was bad........

She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a
sports car.


JLee said...

too funny! Kind of reminds me of Andrew Dice Clay's nursery rhymes! lol OH!

Jessica said...

I like the last one!

And the "Pies, you dumb ass!"

he he he