Goats Wanted
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Date: 2006-11-20, 8:32PM PST
Once again i looking for goats, never thought i would have such a hard time finding goats. I will give them a wonderful life, they will have 60 acres of berry brush and grass/weeds, they will drink fresh water straight from a year round creek, or from the river, they will also have a large barn to seek shelter if they like.
So if you have a goat that needs a new home, please let me know. I am able to pay a small adoption fee, i am looking to have a small herd.
Only stipulations: They must be healthy, and they must love children, and have a pleasant disposition, and love attention especially from children!
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Never thought he'd have such a hard time finding goats? And how does he intend to find out if they love children? The hard way? And since when do goats come with an adoption fee?
I realize I'm a suburban kid, but, um, this is a little weird.
Not as creepy, though, as posts I've seen making people promise that, having received said goats, they will not EAT THEM.
I am not making this up.
This is what I get for looking at the "items wanted" section on craigslist.
But if it made you all laugh, it's worth it. And hey - maybe it made you realize your ambition in life is to help him with a small herd. (If so, don't tell me. I don't want to know.)
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Maybe this is his way of saying that he looks on the goats more as a surrogate wife and mother to his children than as a food source.
Personally, I'd rather that he just ate them.
all part of his secret plan to rule the world...a plan involving goats, children and books about what a plan to rule the world using goats and children would look like if written by someone who actually had a plan to rule the world using goats, children and books about goats and children.
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