Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Mark Twain
Monday, July 11, 2011
Things I have learned this week: visiting brother edition
Things I have learned about being a 15-year-old boy:
1. Hot dogs never get old.
2. Everything is innuendo, even when it isn't.
3. Vegetables? What are they?
4. Comics rule.
5. So does technology. Especially if it is made by Apple and begins with "i."
6. If your sister has a 24-year-old friend, and offers to let you tag along for coffee, the answer is yes!
7. Brushing your teeth is about as appealing as eating moss.
8. So is putting underwear and socks in the wash when laundry is done.
9. Mochas are life, the rest are just details.
10. Sugar is a food group. So is caffeine.
Well...I couldn't help spoiling him.
Fortunately he and Mr. RK get along really well, too.
I asked him, "What would you have done if I had married a total douchebag?"
"I'd ask him to be gone when I visit."
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21 comments:
I have much in common with 15 year olds, going by that list!
Glad you guys had a good visit :)
Cxx
Ah, how I long to be a teenager again. I miss being able to excuse my mistakes by saying, What'ya expect! I'm only a teenager with raging hormones." Nowadays, I am expected to be mature. Phoeey!
That's so lovely that you have such a great relationship with Blake - you and Mr. RK.
Oh man, you guys are having too much fun!
So, you're going to send him home completely caffeinated and full of hot dogs? I wish I had a sister like you when I was 15!
to point #1...sometimes they do. When they are in convenience store warmers. They get that "old person wrinkled prune" look, they may not BE old...but they probably TASTE old...
and #4 is absolutely, positively 100% correct.
Except when they don't
LOL.... What a funny guy!!
You know, I have never visited your blog and I find I like it. Hopefully I can stop by more often.
1. They just get more rancid.
2. Everything eh? Innuendo you say?
3. Seriously, I've heard of them. What are they?
4. Especially the ones with swearing and nudity.
5. Just like the centIpad.
6. 24 yr old friend, male or female?
7. And about as productive.
C: Haha! Excellent ;) Hopefully not the socks and underwear part.
LG: Sad, isn't it?
L: We think so, too. :)
GA: We did!
Darth: Eeeeew
MYWC: Thanks! And thanks for stopping by.
WIGSF: Female :)
Cool little brother! Cute, too! Love that last pic...almost as much as his answer to your question! lol
Great post!!
You nailed it perfectly!
Ha ha, great bro you have! Love the photos. ;D
Yes, Comics rule.
And if he would "refuse to be gone" when brother visits? :-) Never mind the hypothectical :-)
I find that hot dogs and sugar are a vital part of my food pyramid. So is diabetes and heart failure, but that's probably unrelated.
OMG I LOVE IT! What an awesome age!!!!!
2. Everything is innuendo, even when it isn't.--This is actually a Spanish Suppository--so let him find that out! SURPRISE!!!!!!
You are the best!
Love you guys--great pic of Mr RK!!!
J
Ily: I love that pic, too.
M: Just observant of him, ;)
Joey: Thanks!
Anil: Hahaha!
ABFTS: Yeah, I'm hoping he'll recognize lettuce before it's too late.
John: :) Thanks! Except for the Spanish...ugh!
I have more in common with him than I do with women my age, haha !
Hot dogs never get old, especially because they are so phallic and full of innuendo......
There we go with the in your end o again!
S: So do I!
J: Haha! Love it.
What a couple cuties..:0
GT: I know, I love that picture.
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