I gave a friend a ride on the way home today, and we were talking about a couple of the people who make our lives difficult at work.
"Don't you wish," she said, "that your computer keyboard had a 'fuck you' key that you could 'accidentally' hit?"
I laughed so hard my cheeks hurt.
What a great idea!
Other buttons I'd like to add: "up yours," "go to hell," "I'll give you 50 cents to call someone who gives a flying fuck," and, "why is this my problem?"
I wouldn't have to use them very often but they'd come in handy.
So would one that says "eject."
15 comments:
"I gave a friend a ride on the way home today"
that was the line that got me.....
Which "cheeks" hurt?
And definitely add the line in the lol cat illustration. Funny. :)
I'm sure you could program a macro that would send out a "FUCK YOU!" message. Make it like Ctrl+Alt+F12. That's always free.
I completely ignored your first sentence, until LLCJ's comment made me aware of your kinky behaviour...LOL
Joey: I didn't figure out what you meant until I read Holland's comment!
GA: Very funny.
L: Good idea!
WIGSF: I'd love some help with that.
H: You helped me figure out what he meant, but very funny. The friend I gave a ride home to was a woman older than my dad. I'm kinky, but not that kinky.
How 'bout a key that says "Here's fifty cents, call someone who cares."
Best LOL Cat Ever ! I vote for the "shove it up your ass" key in CAPS.
Hehehhe so funny...yes I think that would be the best seller if there is a fuck key there....:D
G: I have a profane version of that in the post ;)
S: Great one!
Shionge: I think it would definitely help sales.
how about a rocket launcher key? they wouldn't let me put one in my car...maybe I could put in on my computer
Darth: My brother Nik actually found a stick-on "eject" key and put it in his car. For some reason it didn't work...
OMG!!!! I have a degree from F U !!!!
I am still laughing at WITH you--OMG!
I don't want a personal Old King James-- Fuckest Thou reply!
Love ya mean it,
J
Oh--and where did my Original--HILARIOUS response go--It was awesome and it didn't show up-- so F you! OK!!!
:-)
J
Damn word verifications!
I've always wanted something like this for the back of my car. Like maybe some kind of scrolling screen that I can edit with a keyboard attached to my dash, or maybe even voice activated!
-GET THE FUCK OFF MY ASS
-YOUR CAR IS A POS
-I TOTALLY SAW YOU PICKING YOUR NOSE
-TURN YOUR SHIT MUSIC DOWN!
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