They bought Verizon last summer, and it's been sucking ever since, and not in a good way.
I just got internet back at our house after 48 hours of outage. Why was there an outage? They won't say. There was no storm, no major disaster, no transformer blew up. In short, they just suck.
So I am thrilled to be posting from home!
And just so I won't disappoint any of you, here is my perverted story of the day.
Four of us were going out to lunch in a friend's small car.
"Now I know it's small, but you'll get used to it and it will work fine," she said.
I replied, "I've heard that one before."
The three of them looked at me like I was out of my mind. Perhaps...or I was just the only pervert.
21 comments:
so many four people car in a jokes, so little time...welcome back to the web
I think I'd look at you like your friends did. :D I need to work on spotting perverted jokes I think, and perverts. :D
Maybe it was just too early in the day to be discussing your man's unWIGSF-like wang.
That's a long time to go without internet! As for your story...hehe, it made me chuckle :0)
Hee hee hee! Pretty funny. :)
Glad your internet is up and running at home - that's the worst.
Wouldn't know what yoos talkin about.
All of my grandsons love the "that's what she said" jargon. I cured them from doing it in front of me by spelling out the implications in proper terminology and at length every time they would say "that's what she said". It horrified them 1.) That I understood what was supposed to be hidden jokes and 2.) That Granny would be so embarrassingly horrible.
Darth: Yep! Thanks.
Joey: I can help with that :)
WIGSF: Funny, the men I've met who bragged the most could show the least.
M and L: Glad I made you laugh!
B: I could do another post explaining..
GA: That's fantastic!
And...are you giving serious thought about changing providers?
And you, a pervert?
Not poor, innocent, micheivious little (well, not so little) you.
WIGSF3 pawnd....the winner and still the best, Riot (Grrl) Kitty!
G: Bwahahaha! Thanks.
Ha! I love small penis jokes! Welcome back, perv! ;)
Ahhh, I feel like I've come home. I so know what it feels like to be the one having to pick up their brain from the gutter.
I: Merci! Glad to oblige
TBT: I will totally go check out your blog, thanks for coming by and sinking into the gutter ;)
The things 'small' reminds of :-)
Here these blackout are common
Snicker--snort-- I'll send you a LINK......
I promised myself I wouldn't go there, but.........I just got out of the Porn business!
J
Yeah, I still go with the good and overused "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID."
I had a woman give me the stank eye at the grocery store and whisper angrily to her husband after hearing me say that to the boyfriend.
Anil: Yep!
T: That's too bad.
John: Good excuse :)
CB: Well, fuck her then!
haha! And no, you don't get used to small.
S: So true!
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