Random, random, random story - a long and strange chain of thoughts caused me to remember someone today that I dated years ago.
And sadly, my memory was, "Oh! That was the only person I ever had sex with in the shower!" I mean sadly for him. How many people want to be remembered that way? (Wait, don't answer that.)
What cracked me up was remembering that right after that, my then 15-year-old brother (who is now 31) came home and saw us sitting there with wet hair and blurted out, "Did you guys JUST HAVE SEX?!"
And it was so funny we just burst out laughing and didn't think to be embarrassed.
So anyhow, I texted a friend about this tonight and she said, "That's it? Only one?"
I wrote back, "Do most people have more?"
Then I asked Mr. RK, "How many people do most people have sex with in the shower?"
More laughing, as it came out all wrong.
Mr. RK: "Simultaneously? Or one at a time?"
I hope to God my little brother isn't reading this.
But it's food for thought. Am I low in the numbers? Or is my friend a slut? Inquiring minds want to know!
17 comments:
Love the picture, but I love your question to your friend even better ;0)
Great photo!
I'ma bath kind of guy.
Your friend is a slut.
What's her phone number?
That is the saddest kitty face I have ever seen. And there has got to be a good punchline to that questions.
What’s a shower? I always thought that it was the collective noun for politicians…. Surely I must be wrong….
All the best, Boonie
What the ....! My sense and sensibilities are traumatized.
That pic ROCKS ! I have the same # as you, and I was wondering the same thing !
How many licks does it take to eat a tootsie pop?
well...since this is Oregon...since it is always showering...or drizzling...or raining...or drizzling and showering...or raining and showering...or...what was the question again?
Oh, what a sexy question! :) I only had it in the shower with one guy...my husband. (I know, I'm as disappointed as you are, chica!) lol
M: Thanks!
Joey: A bath guy, huh? So how many...never mind ;)
WIGSF: She's single, too.
L: I'm still waiting for one.
Boonie: LOL!
GA: So does that mean less than one? Just kidding.
S and Lulu: I feel better now, because after consulting my friends, I *am* one of the only people whose answer is "one."
G: I believe the answer is "try it and find out." Would that apply here?
Darth: Bwahaha!
R: Perhaps....:D
Ya know, my mind was 100% completely in the gutter with this post. I won't even tell you publicly what I was thinking with the tootsie pop comment.
Let's just see, it seemed oh so right with the content of the post.
A perfect fit you might say.
That picture is so cute. Poor kitteh!
Cxx
G: Hahahaha!
C: I have had to bathe a cat before and it was one of the most miserable experiences of my life, and the cat's I'm sure!
I had to bathe a cat once, too. It was almost as miserable as trying to have sex in the shower.
MZ: Wow that sucks! My shower experience was much better than the cat bath experience, fortunately.
Since the New Shower heads (ar ar) came out--Only ONE is needed. Self!
Yes--I'm a perv! But I don't think your number is all that low.
Great stuff,
J
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