You got the Dr. Seuss reference, of course? Come on - I even gave you a visual clue!
Anyhow - as you well know, sexist tripe, large and small, just pisses me off.
Mr. Riot Kitty and I were in the grocery store Sunday and I used my debit card. (Big whoop, I know...just wait...the laugh is coming.)
I got cash back.
I handed Mr. RK a $10 bill.
The (male) clerk looked at us and said, "What, is that your allowance for the week?"
And I replied, "No, it's his change from last night."
Silence ensued.
Hopefully you are all laughing by now! Also, you should be proud of me, because I wrote an entire post without using the word "fuck."
Oh - right.
Oh well...
12 comments:
Now that's some funny shit!
I want to shop with you!!!!
Has anyone else, by the way, noticed that the "captcha" you have to fill out so your blog doesn't get spammed sound like interesting sex acts?
Question is did the clerk get it? The joke I mean.
It's amazing who some twat on the checkout can piss me off for the day.
I think I would have dropped an f-bomb on that idiot clerk.
Ohhh, that is too good!
Bet the male clerk is still figuring out the logic for getting last night change hehehehe..so funny :)
Ha! You have to come shopping with me in Miami. I'll teach you to say some cool sh*t in Spanish. ;)
The clerk was funny. You were funnier:) I like people who leave themselves wide open in the workplace. It certainly makes life less boring.
Mr RK says "I think you already know how to say some cool shit in Spanish!"
I say, the more, the merrier!
PG: I'd have to say that sounat, among other things, does sound that way...I'll start keeping a list :)
you give change?
Oh man, you make me laugh.
Cxx
I love it..you are so quick :D
I think of those things after I leave the situation.
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