And speaking of great quotes...

There is a creepy old man who likes to wander around the parking lot in my apartment complex smoking - and he has come up to my husband, entered his garage, with the cigarette, multiple times - despite being asked not to smoke there - when he isn't busy driving like an asshole.

So it didn't surprise me that he gave some pornographic playing cards to our beloved maintenance guy, who happens to be gay, and said they should "straighten him out."

Fucker. I was waiting for the opportunity to step on his foot (or elsewhere) and make it look like an accident.

So the other day my husband is walking by the maintenance guy's garage on the way to his own garage, and he sees him talking to the old asshole guy. And overhears this...REALLY loud:

"So yes - I just LOVE COCK!!! I have no idea why!"

Obviously he was needling the old fuck, and more power to him!

So this song is for our guy who's true to himself...