Monday, March 02, 2009

How do you mac in the animal kingdom?


Frequently, Mr. Riot Kitty's sense of humor sends me into fits of giggles.

The other day he asked, "So how do you hit on someone, if you're a member of the animal kingdom?"

Food for thought. As much as I want to pull out my hair when communication with other humans becomes difficult, and as much as I sometimes think, "Wouldn't it be easier if we just didn't SPEAK at all?" - this is an area where I think something would be lacking without words.

*Note: I've had a Looooooooooooooong, difficult day and I asked Mr. RK, "Will people think I'm nuts if I post this?"

His reply: "Maybe, but it won't change their opinion of you!"

So here goes.

But if they could speak...

Bad boy rabbit to girl rabbit: "Let's go fuck like humans!"

Boy porcupine to girl porcupine, on the subject of wanting to start a family: "I think for both of our sakes, let's do in-vitro."

Amoebas must have the easiest time; Mr RK says their favorite pick-up line is, "Hey...I look good today!" Or, "I'm too sexy for my cell."

While we're on the subject of animals, if toes are called piggies, what are fingers called? Aardvarks? (Also from Mr RK!)

And if you really want to see something perverse, check out his blog.

10 comments:

Darth Weasel said...

speaking of which, when is Mr. Riot Kitty going to grace us with his presence again at one of our get-togethers?

Fireblossom said...

*shaking my head and laffing* I just don't know what to say about this post.

Mike_D said...

Boy Squirrel to Girl Squirrel:

So, want to see my nuts?

K said...

I'm definitely too sexy for my cell.

I've seen dogs "date" - I've come to the concluse that animal relationships are a lot simpler than ours.

LL Cool Joe said...

Yes you are officially nuts! No, it hasn't changed my opinion of you because I always thought you were nuts.

Scarlet said...

I'd love to be a fly on the wall at your place when you have these conversations. :)

Shionge said...

Cracking me up...now I'll check out the schedule on Animal Planet :)

JLee said...

You guys are too funny! It sounds like the weird conversations my husband and I have...

Granny Annie said...

And I thought today might be a normal day. Looks like I'm going to have to bookmark Mr. Riot Kitty too!

LL Cool Joe said...

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