Monday, March 16, 2009
Still mouthing off by accident
I am going to have to fire my little social editor for falling down on the job again.
Well, she's not all bad - when was the last time you heard of anyone making an insurance benefits administrator laugh?
Open enrollment - what the hell does that mean anyway? There's only one insurance company to choose from!
Anyway - I decided $6 per month was a small price to pay for life insurance, in case a piano falls on my head or something like that.
Benefits administrator: "And the benefit doubles to $__ if you die in an accident."
I think I blinked.
Me: "As opposed to on purpose?"
Benefits administrator: "Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!"
"Um, no. As opposed to...if you...die of cancer."
Both of us: "Hahahahahahahaha!"
Darth, it was so tasteless and inappropriate that I thought of you.