I am going to have to fire my little social editor for falling down on the job again.
Well, she's not all bad - when was the last time you heard of anyone making an insurance benefits administrator laugh?
Open enrollment - what the hell does that mean anyway? There's only one insurance company to choose from!
Anyway - I decided $6 per month was a small price to pay for life insurance, in case a piano falls on my head or something like that.
Benefits administrator: "And the benefit doubles to $__ if you die in an accident."
I think I blinked.
Me: "As opposed to on purpose?"
Benefits administrator: "Bwahahahahahahahahahaha!"
Clears throat.
"Um, no. As opposed to...if you...die of cancer."
Pause.
Both of us: "Hahahahahahahaha!"
Darth, it was so tasteless and inappropriate that I thought of you.
8 comments:
I knew you were the sort who laughs at death. At my job, they like to harp about "unplanned accidents", and I always wonder, is that opposed to regularly scheduled accidents?
Lovin that kitty in the picture, that's priceless. :-)
How did you find a picture of a cat that looks like an Insurance Salesperson?
I love it! You're going to live forever with that sense of humor, Chica!
Love your kitty pic, btw. Clever.
Is that a photo of a dead cat too? However it died, that's how I wanna go too. With a smile on my face.
JOEY! No, it's not a dead cat, you fucker!!
yes indeed, that is exactly my type of humor. in a college course I once did a writing assignment in which people debating the moral value of euthanasia were all killed when a Janitor unplugged their life support. I still laugh when I think about it. Why would people think I am sick? I am confused...
Six bucks a month. For the cost of two mochas, you bought peace of mind. That the kitties will be rolling in the fresh meat should you meet an untimely demise.
I wouldn't tell the fuzzy guys.... they can be awfully devious.
Brilliant.
Cxx
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