Tuesday, June 23, 2009

But Tuesday is so much better!


I was spoiled to death by Pheromone Girl, who is always kind and supportive and funny...add that to lunch, a box of office monkeys and two great books - including this one! - and you have a happy Riot Kitty. (Thank you darling!!)

So this is from the same publisher of those wonderful postcards she got me.

Her 14-year-old son said, "I love your friend Riot Kitty! We get to get her all of these swear books!" or something like that ;)

So you see? It's not all bad to have boobs and talk like a sailor. Someone appreciates it.

*Ninja edit: the book has a whole bunch of "fuck" stickers so I can vandalize signs and snap pics!! Post if you want one of these :) *


I also scored with my boss. (Not like that, you perverts.) I brought him a doughnut and he was happy all day! You men are so predictable.

14 comments:

smallbytesbythecapital said...

From one who is a former sailor... I'd give you an honorary dixie cup! (term for the sailor hats the men wear.)

I wish it only took a doughnut to keep my boss happy. I have to stroke his ego from time to time. (not like that either.)

pheromone girl said...

Yeah! Now, we say "fuck" around my house at least TWICE a day.

You ROCK!

pheromone girl said...

I want a "Fuck" sticker!! Me! Me! PICK ME!!!!!

And when do we name your monkeys???

Riot Kitty said...

SB: Ha! I love it! Sorry about the boss.

PG: I will put a sticker on your thank-you card. I've already named the monkeys after our board.

The Peach Tart said...

I so need some of those stickers.

Aliceson said...

Those stickers sound like a lot of fun to use. Which reminds me of a funny. On my in-laws' road someone vandalized the "Stop Ahead" sign to read "Stop 4 Head." They live on a quiet rural road so replacement must not be a huge priority. It's been that way for a year and I chuckle every time I see it. The little things, you know?

Fireblossom said...

LOLLLLLLLLLLL @ naming the monkeys after the board! Office monkeys are the pinnacle of human achievement. I love office monkeys!

Is something being given away here? Gimme please! :-)

Pheromone Girl is way cool.

A donut! Bless him.

Granny Annie said...

You have inspired me to set a new goal that someday I will stand on the mountain top and yell at the top of my lungs, "Fuck The World!" I simply can't do it yet.

Scarlet said...

Where does she find this stuff?? lol

I'd love a sticker!! I'd put it up at the Art Center on a figure drawing night!

PS - You inspire so many people with your use of the word "fuck." I'm amazed!

Logical Libby said...

Just think how happy he would have been if you had showed him your boobs.

But then you probably would have had to deal with HR.

LL Cool Joe said...

I want a doughnut!

Cosa Nostradamus said...

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Was it one of those hemorrhoid donuts?


Careful you don't wear "FUCK" out, now. What'll you call fucking?

It's better to rotate through George Carlin's list. Kept him goin' for years.

Extra points if you put one of those stickers in church somewhere. Double bonus for any large crucifix. Or Virgin Mary statue. Or on the deceased's forehead at a wake. Open casket, of course. Just to see the people trying not to laugh as they leave the body. And the one guy who tries to discretely peel it off. You know, like that Bean guy? Crazy glue it on. Just sayin...
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Green tea said...

OK I can say it but I can't write it.
Why is that??? :D

Green tea said...

Holy Shit I don't want to get on the wrong side of Cosa Nostradamus :D