Friday, April 03, 2009
Is that how you spell cooky? As in, a little bit nuts? (Not cookie, mind you.)
So this has been an intense week. I took two crisis calls at work even though we were not a crisis line - from people who, god help them, called a suicide prevention crisis line and were referred to us!!! Yikes.
Among other things, I found out that someone Pheromone Girl and I both know is a perverted creep who has been hitting on women who are emotionally vulnerable...and he's MARRIED!
So far I have counted 3 people he was absolutely inappropriate with, and possibly a fourth - and he pulled some of this shit at an event I did for work. Ugh. When I digested the shock of this I was fuming. Seeing the pattern...and hearing how damned PUSHY he was, PG and I agreed that he needed a swift kick in the nuts.
I sent him the most blunt, the nastiest e-mail, laying it all out. This is completely classless, but I am anonymous in blogospace, so I'll share it with all of you:
I heard what happened with you asking (Girl X) to go have a scotch with you at our luncheon. Not only is this extremely embarrassing to me, because I introduced the two of you and it was an event connected with my job plus the fact that she is on our board - and - HELLO! you are still married! why are you asking someone on a date? - but I find it absolutely disgusting that you dredged this up again after she had told you it made her uncomfortable. The emerging pattern of you going after emotionally vulnerable women - instead of divorcing your bitch of a wife - absolutely disgusts me. Until you change, frankly, you deserve to be miserable. I don't want to hear about it, and neither does anyone else. I don't want to see you, hear from you, or hear of you. I hope I am making myself perfectly fucking crystal clear.
After that, PG and I had lunch today, and my fortune cookie had four fortunes - and one of them was this one:
"You have a charming way with words. Write a letter this week."
We laughed so hard I am surprised we did not choke!
And the funniest part is...this guy is impotent.
I can't help but think this is the universe rewarding him with his karma.