Friday, April 03, 2009

Fortune+-cooky


Is that how you spell cooky? As in, a little bit nuts? (Not cookie, mind you.)

So this has been an intense week. I took two crisis calls at work even though we were not a crisis line - from people who, god help them, called a suicide prevention crisis line and were referred to us!!! Yikes.

Among other things, I found out that someone Pheromone Girl and I both know is a perverted creep who has been hitting on women who are emotionally vulnerable...and he's MARRIED!

So far I have counted 3 people he was absolutely inappropriate with, and possibly a fourth - and he pulled some of this shit at an event I did for work. Ugh. When I digested the shock of this I was fuming. Seeing the pattern...and hearing how damned PUSHY he was, PG and I agreed that he needed a swift kick in the nuts.

I sent him the most blunt, the nastiest e-mail, laying it all out. This is completely classless, but I am anonymous in blogospace, so I'll share it with all of you:

I heard what happened with you asking (Girl X) to go have a scotch with you at our luncheon. Not only is this extremely embarrassing to me, because I introduced the two of you and it was an event connected with my job plus the fact that she is on our board - and - HELLO! you are still married! why are you asking someone on a date? - but I find it absolutely disgusting that you dredged this up again after she had told you it made her uncomfortable. The emerging pattern of you going after emotionally vulnerable women - instead of divorcing your bitch of a wife - absolutely disgusts me. Until you change, frankly, you deserve to be miserable. I don't want to hear about it, and neither does anyone else. I don't want to see you, hear from you, or hear of you. I hope I am making myself perfectly fucking crystal clear.

After that, PG and I had lunch today, and my fortune cookie had four fortunes - and one of them was this one:

"You have a charming way with words. Write a letter this week."

We laughed so hard I am surprised we did not choke!

And the funniest part is...this guy is impotent.
I can't help but think this is the universe rewarding him with his karma.


12 comments:

Fireblossom said...

Oh Twin, WHEN will you learn to just say what you really think??? LOL!!!!

I am looking forward to receiving my fortune in the mail. What does it say?!?

LL Cool Joe said...

Reminder to myself "Don't get on the wrong side of Kitty. Not only will she send me an abusive email but then she will show it on her blog for the world to see!"

Second reminder "Do Kitty's meme soon, like now!!"

Riot Kitty said...

Hahahaha!

Well, at least the fortune cookie made it funny. I was flaming mad yesterday. And the day before that.

FB: You have to wait and see!

Word Geek said...

In answer to your first question, the word you're looking for is 'kooky'.
Good letter!

Scarlet said...

Well, I agree with your fortune cookie...COOKIE, not cooky. ;)

You DO have a way with words and I could actually borrow (and will) some of the contents of your e-mail to send to a guy I know who is clearly unhappy in his marriage and escaping into affairs to fulfill his need(s). Yes, he's contacting me of all people. I haven't blogged about it because I've already mentioned his name twice in the last two weeks or so and I don't want to keep his name alive.

(Funny, I believe you called him a creep in Comments. You were right on the $$$, Chica!)

Pouty Lips said...

"Is that how you spell cooky?" I'm not sure if that was a rhetorical question but the answer is: Kooky.
I strive to be kookier and will never achieve my ultimate goal of kookiest. I suffer from kookydom and obviously am obsessed with kookyisms.

pheromone girl said...

Remember, my fortune said "You will bring sunshine into someone's world". I hope that lasts all week. I'm just the happiness fairy.

Granny Annie said...

You would frighten me if I didn't know your soft side -- like your kind words on my blog about Ron's accident. Thank you for your prayers.

The workplace has changed since my day. We didn't really know who was and who not potent. LOL Good tell-it-like-it-is letter.

Sidhe said...

Wow, that is the absolute best fortune ever. You go on!

I better get to those tags before I find myself on the other side of one of those scathing emails:-)

Mr. Riot Kitty said...

This is a clever comment. Publish it.
- MR RK

Shionge said...

Glad that you Gals found out his evil deed and prey on the vulnerables...YOU ROCK RK :D

Claire said...

Hee! One day I will write a letter that brave!

Cxx