Monday, April 06, 2009

And to think that I did it without saying "fuck"


You got the Dr. Seuss reference, of course? Come on - I even gave you a visual clue!

Anyhow - as you well know, sexist tripe, large and small, just pisses me off.

Mr. Riot Kitty and I were in the grocery store Sunday and I used my debit card. (Big whoop, I know...just wait...the laugh is coming.)

I got cash back.

I handed Mr. RK a $10 bill.

The (male) clerk looked at us and said, "What, is that your allowance for the week?"

And I replied, "No, it's his change from last night."

Silence ensued.

Hopefully you are all laughing by now! Also, you should be proud of me, because I wrote an entire post without using the word "fuck."

Oh - right.

Oh well...

12 comments:

politicalmorsels.com said...

Now that's some funny shit!

pheromone girl said...

I want to shop with you!!!!

Has anyone else, by the way, noticed that the "captcha" you have to fill out so your blog doesn't get spammed sound like interesting sex acts?

LL Cool Joe said...

Question is did the clerk get it? The joke I mean.

It's amazing who some twat on the checkout can piss me off for the day.

Fireblossom said...

I think I would have dropped an f-bomb on that idiot clerk.

Sidhe said...

Ohhh, that is too good!

Shionge said...

Bet the male clerk is still figuring out the logic for getting last night change hehehehe..so funny :)

Scarlet said...

Ha! You have to come shopping with me in Miami. I'll teach you to say some cool sh*t in Spanish. ;)

Granny Annie said...

The clerk was funny. You were funnier:) I like people who leave themselves wide open in the workplace. It certainly makes life less boring.

Riot Kitty said...

Mr RK says "I think you already know how to say some cool shit in Spanish!"

I say, the more, the merrier!

PG: I'd have to say that sounat, among other things, does sound that way...I'll start keeping a list :)

Darth Weasel said...

you give change?

Claire said...

Oh man, you make me laugh.

Cxx

Green tea said...

I love it..you are so quick :D
I think of those things after I leave the situation.