Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Spanish for beginners
A few helpful phrases and words in foreign languages:
Shut up! (English)
Sei zito! (Italian)
Sheket! (Hebrew. Pardon me for not using the original characters, but my computer isn't that talented.)
Granted, I have lost most of my Italian and only took Hebrew for a semester in college. But I still have Spanish, so here are a few more useful phrases, should you need them in the future:
I'm sure you have a dick the size of a peanut. Leave me alone.
Estoy segura que tengas un pene que es el tamaño de una nuez. Déjame sola.
No, I'm not single, and even if I was, there's not a bloody chance I'd let you get in my pants.
No, no estoy soltera, y aunque fuera soltera, nunca te dejaría entrar mis pantalones.
No, I don't come here often. I prefer to come with the help of a sex toy.
No, no vengo aquí con mucha frequencia. Prefiero venir con la ayuda de un jugete de sexo.