Bank accidentally gives man $5 million (and then he accidentally took $2 million)
Violinist destroys $1m instrument
Police: Fake $100 Bills Had Lincoln's Image
Not only does crime never pay...neither does falling asleep in history class.
Nude burglar in video cock-up (Yes, this is from a UK web site...American news sites wouldn't have the balls to use this.) From Metro.co.uk: "A man wearing nothing but thong broke into a house brandishing a kitchen knife, say police. Another day, just another nude burglar story, you might say. His masterstroke, however, was that he filmed himself doing it. And then managed to leave the video behind at the scene of the crime."
Man Orders Coffee, Hold the Pants
Tip for the uninitiated: when you get stoned and need a Dunkin' Donuts fix, get dressed before you get in the car.
Summit Sheriff: Akron thief locks keys in getaway carIf you hold up a gas station convenience store, make sure your keys aren't locked in the batmobile.