Monday, July 21, 2008

And speaking of great quotes...



There is a creepy old man who likes to wander around the parking lot in my apartment complex smoking - and he has come up to my husband, entered his garage, with the cigarette, multiple times - despite being asked not to smoke there - when he isn't busy driving like an asshole.

So it didn't surprise me that he gave some pornographic playing cards to our beloved maintenance guy, who happens to be gay, and said they should "straighten him out."

Fucker. I was waiting for the opportunity to step on his foot (or elsewhere) and make it look like an accident.

So the other day my husband is walking by the maintenance guy's garage on the way to his own garage, and he sees him talking to the old asshole guy. And overhears this...REALLY loud:

"So yes - I just LOVE COCK!!! I have no idea why!"

Obviously he was needling the old fuck, and more power to him!

So this song is for our guy who's true to himself...

8 comments:

JLee said...

That is too funny! What an asshole...

blake said...

very weird and funny

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Claire said...

Awesome. Just...awesome.

Cxx

The Good Mike D said...

Is that 98 Degrees?

WTF? Sorry, couldn't watch any more than 10 seconds of that video. I'm deathly allergic to boy bands....

Mike D

Riot Kitty said...

Yes, Mike, it's 98 Degrees - but it's also with Stevie Wonder :)

Foster Communications said...

Oh what an asshat!

Chella and Sarah said...

"but it's also with Stevie Wonder!" is not enough for me anymore. I'm sorry. That hasn't worked on me since 1984 or so with an episode of The Cosby Show.

What's with your latent interest in boybands surfacing again? This is like three times in a year, no?