Thursday, June 30, 2011
More perverts, and congrats
Yes, it's another post about being a perv! I am on a roll, but if you read, you will understand why.
I had a periodontist appointment today.
I swear, every time I see this guy something that sounds really dirty comes out of one of our mouths.
So after several weeks of dreading getting both sides of each tooth measured under the gums with a pokey metal stick (I am not making this up), it dawned on me that I could request topical anesthesia.
But the request came out like this:
"Before you poke me, could you get me numb?"
And then later, when he rinsed the piña colada-flavored (I am not making that up, either) anesthesia stuff out of my mouth, holding the water-sucker-upper (that's the technical term), he said, "Now suck on that."
I couldn't laugh only because I would have choked.
Anyhow, I can't let this day go by without posting a very public CONGRATS! to my good friend Darth Weasel. He worked his tail off and today it paid off handsomely. (That is what the pic is for, btw, not my appointment...my mouth now hurts like a bitch.) I'm not going to go into details in case he isn't going public with his news, but no, it has nothing to do with porn.
That announcement is for the next post.