Thursday, June 30, 2011

More perverts, and congrats


Yes, it's another post about being a perv! I am on a roll, but if you read, you will understand why.

I had a periodontist appointment today.

I swear, every time I see this guy something that sounds really dirty comes out of one of our mouths.

So after several weeks of dreading getting both sides of each tooth measured under the gums with a pokey metal stick (I am not making this up), it dawned on me that I could request topical anesthesia.

But the request came out like this:

"Before you poke me, could you get me numb?"

And then later, when he rinsed the piña colada-flavored (I am not making that up, either) anesthesia stuff out of my mouth, holding the water-sucker-upper (that's the technical term), he said, "Now suck on that."

I couldn't laugh only because I would have choked.

Anyhow, I can't let this day go by without posting a very public CONGRATS! to my good friend Darth Weasel. He worked his tail off and today it paid off handsomely. (That is what the pic is for, btw, not my appointment...my mouth now hurts like a bitch.) I'm not going to go into details in case he isn't going public with his news, but no, it has nothing to do with porn.

That announcement is for the next post.

19 comments:

Darth Weasel said...

it isn't porn? perhaps I did not tell you everything...'''on a completely unrelated not, next time you see me, expect to see a big, bushy mustache...



(and the post is written to show up at 4:49 pm tomorrow after the letter is delivered)


But that perio must have lots of fun

Holland said...

piña colada-flavored anesthesia? Where do I sign up?

birdman said...

Can i have it Banana flavoured? LOL!!

Riot Kitty said...

Darth: Hmm...I'll wait for it.
H: HAHA! It was kind of nasty actually. Like piña colada-flavored gum, if you can imagine.
B: Maybe! I'll check next time.

LL Cool Joe said...

"Before you poke me, could you get me numb?" I should get a t-shirt with that written on it. Or maybe it should say "Before you poke me, could you make sure I'm dead?" ;)

ileana said...

I'm with Holland, I want some of that piña colada-flavored stuff...my dentist needs to get with the program (and we're living in the tropics...so not fair!).

PS - I like the way you think, Chica. Everything is a sexual innuendo, isn't it? :)

Granny Annie said...

And I'm sure at some point you said, "Stick it in me doc"

Kev D. said...

OPEN WIDE.

Lynn said...

Aren't you glad that dental work is over???? Oh my - that being dentally poked is awful! Trauma related memory here. :)

Congrats to Darth!

Memphis Steve said...

No, I do not post photos of my weiner on my blog, but I am the Nude Memphis of which so many speak. Or a few. Or maybe two people.

Sounds like you might as well just give it up and marry your periodontist. You two are dancing around this heat between you like a couple of ballarinas, minus the tights, the starvation diets and the fluttering of the feet, of course.

Logical Libby said...

Sounds like my first date with my husband...

Riot Kitty said...

Joey: That's a great idea!
I: It tasted nasty actually! But glad to know great minds think alike ;)
GA: He is my dad's age!
KD: Good one.
L: It wasn't even work, but the checkup was bad enough. Being dentally poked is awful, how do dentists' partners do it? ;)
MS: But do you Tweet them?
L: HA! Details?

Senorita said...

I have to see a periodontist soon, and I definitely want to be numb before I get poked. But this doesn't apply in other situations of course ;)

Riot Kitty said...

S: Hahaha, I hope not!

A Beer for the Shower said...

A pina colada flavored anesthesia sounds like something we should keep out of the hands of rapists.

JLee said...

hahaha...that is too funny. I am totally wearing out the "that's what she said" statement. Last night I was out with this guy eating a burger. My jaw is sore due to a crown I just got, and I said "I can't get my mouth around it" DOH!

JLee said...

ps
Congrats Darth!!

Riot Kitty said...

ABFTS: Well, I can't imagine it would catch on in bars since it tastes nasty.
JL: LOL!

Kamatacci said...

I got orange flavor once. It was the nastiest thing I've ever tasted. It still makes me gag.