Friday, June 24, 2011
Obviously, I'm just a pervert
I had lunch today with a hospital executive who wants to get more involved with what we do at work. He mentioned that he had to watch what he was eating since he was doing Jenny Craig.
"But this is OK today," he said. "I got laid last night."
I turned about 50 shades of red and he said, "What? I just said I got weighed last night."
Then we both burst into uncontrollable laughter.
Earlier in the day I almost choked on a cookie when one of our volunteers, referring to someone on the sponsor prospect list for an event said, "And when Dick comes in..."
OK, I'm just a pervert.
My brain will always twist things I *think* people are saying when they're totally innocuous. Is there a medical explanation for this? And am I the only one that does this? Inquiring minds want to know!