Monday, June 06, 2011

Headaches and Weiners


First off, sorry I haven't been to visit blogland in the last day or two - I had a volunteer retreat (oxymoron) all day yesterday, and today I stayed home with the longest-lasting headache I've ever had.

Nonetheless, I just *had* to come online to post some advice for a certain New York congressman.

(This may be juvenile, but is it me? Or is it hilarious that someone who posted a picture of his dick online, then lied about it, has the last name Weiner?)

So, following the very lewd public lies and gaffes of U.S. Rep. Weiner of New York, here are a few things you might want to think about if you consider a run for office, or being in the public eye:

1. If you post a naked picture on the internet, someone will find it.

2. If you lie about it, in a profession of righteous indignation, it will backfire.

3. If you are a public figure, it will rain down on you 10 times harder (no pun intended) than it would have if you were an obscure soybean farmer in Missouri.

4. So in sum, your dick will always catch up w/you.

Out of all of the stupid moves this guy has made (so far - there's still time for more), I have to say the most idiotic thing was his comment that about none of this being his wife's fault.

HELLO! Um, you think so? You mean she wasn't holding a gun to his head saying, "Take pictures of your penis and send them to college students, and then lie about it!"

Rep. Weiner, you are a first-class pig.

21 comments:

Marnie said...

I just saw that on the news! Crazy.

Darth Weasel said...

Quick question; are there more criminals in Congress or in prison?

We KNOW where more idiots are located.

Holland said...

It wasn't his wife fault? Oh I thought she was the one who hacked his cellphone and send it to the college students for sex ed.... oh and in congress are the ones who get away with everything but showing skin or the family jewels.

HiFi said...

It's a good thing that he's a likable person, I mean without that, he'd be toast!

LL Cool Joe said...

It always amazes me that so many female teachers here in the UK seem to happily show topless photos of themselves on Facebook, and then get surprised when the school and the kids see them!!

Lemons Don't Make Lemonade said...

ESPECIALLY if the picture of the penis isn't flattering.

That will just make him lose all his female supporters.

Lynn said...

And he's not going to resign and then wiped his eyes while tearfully saying that. Jon Stewart had a hilarious video about that last week.

wigsf3 said...

I fail to see how any man can gain anything positive from photographing his crotch. Any woman sick enough to think looking at a man's crotch is sexy is enough of a nymphomaniac to screw the guy without seeing the photo.

I'll be frank here. As much as I admire my penis, it's not pretty.

ileana said...

He did it for the exposure, chica. It's fashionable these days to photograph your privates and share them with the world...you didn't know? ;)

Riot Kitty said...

M: Crazy, or full of hubris.
Darth: Good point!
H: Or a nasty crotch photo, apparently.
HF: Bwahaha!
Joey: Seriously!
LDML: Good point ;)
L: I know, what a schmuck. Big crocodile tears to make up for God knows what!
WIGSF: Definitely the best comments yet. (What is a pretty penis, btw?)
I: I'm happy being unfashionable!

Logical Libby said...

My favorite part was the fact people were actually saying it is his wife's fault because she puts her career in front of his needs...

Riot Kitty said...

L: Seriously? WTF! I don't think I even *want* to know what his needs are.

Granny Annie said...

What I want to know is what has happened to a thing called Indecent Exposure? Isn't that a criminal offense? Don't people go to jail for it and end up having to register as sex offenders for exposing their privates? Weiner is like the cartoon of the flasher in the trench coat.

JLee said...

We have had a FIELD DAY at work with "wiener jokes" LOL and I a like you, I noticed that comment about "not being his wife's fault" WTF?? Why would it be???

JLee said...

sorry...WEINER jokes...is that how you spell it?? lol

A Beer for the Shower said...

The truth will set you free...or set your career aflame.

Riot Kitty said...

GA: I know!
JL: LOL!
ABFTS: Yeah, or your Twitter account aflame ;)

Anil P said...

The things some people will do!

Riot Kitty said...

Anil: I don't have any clue as to why - and I don't think I want to!

John McElveen said...

BUSTED!

J

Not really.


OMG-the word ver is ELECT--I swear!

Riot Kitty said...

John: Bwahaha! Seriously?