Wednesday, June 02, 2010
Perverted periodontal appointment
OK, the real pervert, obviously, is me. But tell me this conversation wouldn't have you in giggles:
Periodontist: "I recommend you get an electric toothbrush. Be sure you get the kind that vibrates, though."
Me: "Gotcha." (Snicker.)
Periodontist: "And - you said you're married, right? It changes heads, so your husband can use it, too."
Me: "OK." (Trying VERY hard not to laugh.)
Next week I have to get a cleaning (today was exam only), so it probably won't be so funny. But with enough anesthesia, who can say? :)