Thursday, September 10, 2009

He's so fucked.

I have to say, I take delight when hypocrites get outed for who they truly are.

Former (as of this week) California Assemblyman Mike Duvall - who is married and a self-professed "family values" Republican - e.g., anti-gay, self-righteous, the-government-should-tell-you-who-to-fuck - got outed talking on tape about two of his sex partners. Both were married female lobbyists - and apparently, one of them liked to get spanked!

Duvall, who was dumb enough to make the comments in chambers while his mike was on, now insists that he has never cheated on his wife and merely "engaged in inappropriate storytelling."

HA! I must find a way to use those words in a sentence more often.

Mind you, I could care less who has sex with whom, or gets spanked by whom. But when you deny civil liberties to other people under the guise of your own holiness, and you like S&M, and YOU ARE DUMB ENOUGH TO TALK ABOUT IT WITH YOUR MIKE ON, I must say, there is a certain amount of glee when I read these news stories.

Duvall got seriously spanked this week, anyhow. I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall when his wife confronts him.

I couldn't help posting this tape. LOVE the part with the reporter trying to chase him down for an interview: "Sir! Sir! What about the sexually explicit tape?"


Fireblossom said...

How many times have we seen this play out now?

Aliceson said...

I love it! At least he had the good sense to resign though. Too bad Larry Craig and the gov. of SC refuse to do the same.

Scarlet said...

That's why you should never spit up, you never know where it might land! (That's a Spanish expression that did not translate well, but you get the gist of it.)

Why is it that the more self-righteous they are in public the more shit they're doing behind the scenes? It's one of the reasons I haven't been going to church lately. I don't trust the pastors or the leadership.

I think I'll blog about the last conversation I had with my Pastor one of these days, so you get a taste of what I'm talking about.

The Peach Tart said...

I agree with you. I don't care who you have sex with. That's between you God and your wife.

However, don't be a hypocrite and pretend you are a family values guy and then have this shit come out.

I was laughing my ass off that he got busted so blatantly. Perhaps his wife will do some spanking on him tonight.

pheromone girl said...

Someone in government that likes to get spanked? That's hysterical.

As for this guy? A loser is a loser is a loser. He loses.

LL Cool Joe said...

Yeah it does seem the more self righteous someone is, the more sleazy they are in their private life.

I can think of one or 2 people I know like that.

Glad he got caught out! That line "engaged in inappropriate storytelling" cracked me up.

Riot Kitty said...

FB: It's definitely a recurring theme ;)
Aliceson: I know!
Scarlet: Now I want to hear it in Spanish...
PT: But he might enjoy it!
PG: Yeah, he lost. Unless his wife ended up spanking him!
Joey: Let me know if you cna figure out ways we can use it in a sentence...perhaps the flash fiction Friday?

Claire said...

Oh my, that is golden!


Shionge said...

Just continue to play with fire and they'll get burn and this is big TIME :) He ought to be spanked!!!!

themom said...

I think it is hilariously funny, that after this video came to light...he wants to reinforce the fact that he is true to his I truly despise men at times!!

Pouty Lips said...

I would love to laugh but all I keep thinking about is that we will never know how far he's sold us down the river for these lobbyists who were willing to have sex with a pig to get their agendas moving. Scares the hell out of me.

Green tea said...

Republicans family values...Gross...