Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Funnies


Just got home from a work event the night before our big event. You're all wishing me lots of luck (and money for our organization), right?

I have been pretty busy and will likely be zonked tomorrow night, too, but here are a couple of funny stories to tide you over before my next rant...

1. Mr. RK's suit went to the dry cleaner. The pick-up slip said "One Man Suit." Obviously an abbreviation (or a variation of English), but we both thought this was hilarious! He came home with the suit and said, "I am no longer a boy."

2. My boss had to move his spouse to another table to make room at the head table at our event for a person from our national organization. He asked me, "Would you e-mail K and let him know that I've bumped my wife to make room for A?"

I e-mailed and the reply was thus: "It's C's business when and where he bumps his wife!"

I laughed so hard, had to explain it to my boss ("What? What's so funny?") and actually blushed. I was so embarrassed - because frankly, I don't want to picture my boss bumping anyone - that I ran out for a decaf.

Which brings me to...

3. I felt especially edgy and mouthy, and realized that my coffee, although I requested decaf, was loaded.

I wrote back to K that he was very naughty for a Republican.

He said he'd take that as a compliment.

As Tigger would say, TTFN! Ta ta for now!

8 comments:

LL Cool Joe said...

So you blame the coffee for you being edgy and mouthy then? ;)

I hope when I take my suit into the dry cleaners they write "One Man Suit" or even "boy suit" will do.

Fireblossom said...

Hmm, I'll wager that Mr. RK stopped being a boy the moment he met you, RK. ;-)

Lynn said...

The bumping thing is pretty funny! :) I'm sure you'll be glad when the event is over - I always am when I'm working at an event.

Ekanthapadhikan said...

The story of your Boss's bumping his wife was hilarious.

Thanks for sharing!

Darth Weasel said...

Isn't organizing fun?

And on a tangent..your picture reminded me of a grat You Tube mash up of I think the group is called Souljah Boy and they have some lyrics I really can't make out but they set the whole thing to Winnie the Pooh episodes.
I found it mildly entertaining.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=316BF17k5d8

Green tea said...

Hope it was a big success...
Bumping and all... :D

Scarlet said...

I like you off decaf!

Btw, I love that e-mail reply. Witty and hilarious! I miss folks like that at work; the people I deal with are mostly psycho and pathetic.

G said...

Ouchies.