Friday, September 18, 2009

Flash 55

The dinner was bigger and better than anyone expected. And we all know that size matters.

The flirty Republican gave her a big icky hug.

"Congratulations," he said. "How are you feeling?"

She replied, "Like I need to go home and get bumped!"

True story.

The end!


Scarlet said...

LOL - I will hear the phrase "get bumped" and will forever think of your boss's wife!

G-Man said...

Is that a North West expression?
I think I get it though...hehehehe
Excellent 55 Kitty...
I'm overjoyed that you've decided to contribute to the Friday Funfest!
I hope you had fun.
Thanks for visiting, thanks for playing, and have a Kick-Ass Week-End...Galen

Sidhe said...

Yay! Get bumped! (I love it)

pheromone girl said...

Sorry, I just can't see boss man getting ANYTHING. Nice use of the 55. Um, you do know it's supposed to be FICTION, right?

LL Cool Joe said...

Getting bumped is what happens when the cd jumps at a disco. Not quite as exciting right?

Green tea said...

Did you??? :D

kristin5683 said...


Lynn said...

Wow - that was a great one! And you made me laugh. :) Hope the bumping was all you expected.

Riot Kitty said...

Scarlet: I'm sure he'd be happy to know that ;)
G-Man: Thanks! It must be...I'm not from here.
Sidhe and Green Tea: This is probably TMI, but tired has won out over getting bumped!
PG: Creative license!
Joey: I suppose it depends on who's doing it :)
Kristin and Lynn: Thanks!

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Pouty Lips said...

Lucy, I tole you it would all be fine. Congrats! Now you can relax.