Mr. RK was looking at bikes on craigslist.
Then he came across an odd offer for a swap...with the purchase of a bike, apparently, the owner - who had a separate listing for porn (see ad below) - is offering said porn for free. But it's porn with a conscience...note the bit about bringing ID! I love how he (I assume this HAS to be a "he") ends the ad with "Thanks for looking!"
My great-grandmother was right...it takes all kinds of people to make a world.
Ten 'Dirty' DVDs Dirt Cheap! - $40 (SE Belmont @ 30th)
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Date: 2009-07-03, 11:36AM PDT
So you have to be 18! & yes I will check...
All store purchases, most 4 hours or more, all in working condition.
Butter Me Up (5 hours-interactive)
Deep Intercourse (300 minutes)
Double Teamed (6 hours)
Fresh Teen Pu**y (4 hours)
My Little Pu**y (5 hours)
Nut Busters (154 minutes)
Spunk in the Bunk (4 hours)
Swallow my Co*k (6 hours)
Teens Love Co*k (8 hours)
Unreal Sexxx (4 hours)
Plan on bringing your proof of age ID.
Thanks for looking!
20 comments:
Darling, you wonder why you get spammed with PORN sites???
I love the idea that bikes and porn go together - OUCH!
LOL--that's awesome. I love it!
LOL--that's awesome. I love it!
I never have understood why stuff like that is supposed to be erotic. It just makes me cringe.
I may be a little naive when it comes to porn, but seriously 300 minutes of deep intercourse? And 6 hours of co*k swallowing? I certainly wouldn't have the attention span for that, not to mention, oowwwie!
How can one resist?
What no "Dykes on Bikes" dvd then?
I'm confused. Do you take him a bike and he trades you the porn for it? Or, does he have a bike for sale and gives you porn if you purchase the bike? Regardless, I just happen to be looking for a bike........
HAHA! That's great....
What a bargain!
Aliceson! LOL!!
PG: I didn't think about it ;)
GA: If you buy the bike, you get the DVDs.
Sorry Joey ;)
scary..seriously lol
Totally hilarious. And bikes and porn going together - awesome!
PS My brother came up with a good summing-up of this offer: "Perfect for wankers on the go!"
I hate to ask, but what the hell does it mean, "interactive?" Is there some advancement porn video technology that I'm unaware of? (which is possible since I'm not really a follower of porn)
It's got to be a guy thing Fireblossom :D
SBBTC: That's a really good question! I don't think I want to know the answer to it.
bike + porn; what, they leave the seat off?
Butter me Up!! woo hooo! lol
LOL @ this being PG's favorite Kitty post!!!
Now that's responsible porn sales! I had to come read the post that won the Pop Tart Award from Pheromone Girl today. Congrats!
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