Monday, July 06, 2009

Something for everyone!


Mr. RK was looking at bikes on craigslist.

Then he came across an odd offer for a swap...with the purchase of a bike, apparently, the owner - who had a separate listing for porn (see ad below) - is offering said porn for free. But it's porn with a conscience...note the bit about bringing ID! I love how he (I assume this HAS to be a "he") ends the ad with "Thanks for looking!"

My great-grandmother was right...it takes all kinds of people to make a world.

Ten 'Dirty' DVDs Dirt Cheap! - $40 (SE Belmont @ 30th)
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Date: 2009-07-03, 11:36AM PDT

So you have to be 18! & yes I will check...
All store purchases, most 4 hours or more, all in working condition.

Butter Me Up (5 hours-interactive)
Deep Intercourse (300 minutes)
Double Teamed (6 hours)
Fresh Teen Pu**y (4 hours)
My Little Pu**y (5 hours)
Nut Busters (154 minutes)
Spunk in the Bunk (4 hours)
Swallow my Co*k (6 hours)
Teens Love Co*k (8 hours)
Unreal Sexxx (4 hours)

Plan on bringing your proof of age ID.

Thanks for looking!

20 comments:

pheromone girl said...

Darling, you wonder why you get spammed with PORN sites???

I love the idea that bikes and porn go together - OUCH!

ZIRGAR said...

LOL--that's awesome. I love it!

ZIRGAR said...

LOL--that's awesome. I love it!

Fireblossom said...

I never have understood why stuff like that is supposed to be erotic. It just makes me cringe.

Aliceson said...

I may be a little naive when it comes to porn, but seriously 300 minutes of deep intercourse? And 6 hours of co*k swallowing? I certainly wouldn't have the attention span for that, not to mention, oowwwie!

Sidhe said...

How can one resist?

LL Cool Joe said...

What no "Dykes on Bikes" dvd then?

Granny Annie said...

I'm confused. Do you take him a bike and he trades you the porn for it? Or, does he have a bike for sale and gives you porn if you purchase the bike? Regardless, I just happen to be looking for a bike........

Dawn said...

HAHA! That's great....
What a bargain!

Riot Kitty said...

Aliceson! LOL!!
PG: I didn't think about it ;)
GA: If you buy the bike, you get the DVDs.
Sorry Joey ;)

Misty said...

scary..seriously lol

themom said...

Totally hilarious. And bikes and porn going together - awesome!

Riot Kitty said...

PS My brother came up with a good summing-up of this offer: "Perfect for wankers on the go!"

smallbytesbythecapital said...

I hate to ask, but what the hell does it mean, "interactive?" Is there some advancement porn video technology that I'm unaware of? (which is possible since I'm not really a follower of porn)

Green tea said...

It's got to be a guy thing Fireblossom :D

Riot Kitty said...

SBBTC: That's a really good question! I don't think I want to know the answer to it.

Darth Weasel said...

bike + porn; what, they leave the seat off?

JLee said...

Butter me Up!! woo hooo! lol

Fireblossom said...

LOL @ this being PG's favorite Kitty post!!!

Pouty Lips said...

Now that's responsible porn sales! I had to come read the post that won the Pop Tart Award from Pheromone Girl today. Congrats!