Friday, December 03, 2010

Soft core porn and a sappy ending


That's the sum of the movie Love and Other Drugs. It took me two full-price movie tickets, plus popcorn, and one hour and fifty three minutes of my life that I won't get back, to figure that out.

What I really want to know is...

Why does Anne Hathaway appear topless in so many scenes, but Jake Gyllenhal never goes full frontal?

Sexist double standard, I tell you.

So after about 3/4 of the movie is sex scene after sex scene, it becomes...wait for it...a chick flick!

Honestly, I'd have rather seen a dick flick.

18 comments:

Darth Weasel said...

Always a bummer when you think a movie will be worth seeing but instead it is Vanilla Sky II

wigsf3 said...

No time to comment, must go see Anne Hathaway topless.

LL Cool Joe said...

Sounds like a film to avoid then.

Lulú said...

Ay Chica, I will have to jot down the date of this post. It made me laugh more than anything you've ever written! :D

PS - I'm in full (frontal) agreement with you, btw. ;)

Sidhe said...

Dick flicks rock!

Well, I think they might, if someone in Hollywood starts making them. (Obviously blogger agrees with me, word verification is "bideraw" and that just screams "full frontal").

Mike_D said...

Dick flick? Really?

And Anne Hathaway topless? Didn't think I'd read that part, eh?

John McElveen said...

Double--err still single standard--Nudity--How else do you get a Dude to see a Chick flick! LOL

John

(I happen to like em!)

John McElveen said...

OH, PS: Dick Flick is what we do after we pee!

More than two flicks is considered......... :-)

J

Riot Kitty said...

Darth: I never saw Vanilla Sky...guess I won't now.
Wigsf: That's pretty much half the movie.
Joey: Yep, in a nutshell.
L: Glad to hear it! And glad you are in agreement.
S: Exactly ;)
Mike: I knew you'd read that part!
John: LMAO!

Senorita said...

I totally agree, I really hate the fact that women can flaunt their boobies, but men can't give it a little dangle on the screen.

LOVE the lolcats ! Keep 'em coming !

Riot Kitty said...

S: You said it, sister...hopefully not a *little* dangle either!

Aliceson said...

Nothing worse than paying full price for a bad movie.

Kitty Moore said...

Think I'll give that one a miss!

Mama Zen said...

Think I'll pass. Life's to short, if Jake's not going to bare it.

Riot Kitty said...

A: Exactly!
Kitty: Good plan. Thanks for stopping by.
MZ: LOL!

Lynn said...

I guess Jake must have that written into his contract. :)

Shionge said...

See too much topless becomes 'tiring' it is all the same kekekekek...

Riot Kitty said...

L: I wonder! Perhaps like Ewan McGregor seems to have to show his butt in all of his movies.
S: True!