Friday, December 31, 2010
Happy New Year!
I have always felt that the antidote to obnoxious was a snappy comeback.
And I was looking for a blog topic to close out 2011, so...
Mr. RK and I went out to dinner, then stopped at the grocery store to get movie snacks. I am not a big party person, and always stay in on New Year's Eve to avoid the drunk drivers anyhow.
So the guy who rang us up at the grocery store is kind of a creeper - he got a little too friendly one time when Mr. RK was not there - and when he finished ringing up our non-alcoholic purchases he said, "Well, it looks like you guys are going to have an exciting time tonight."
I replied, "Actually, I'm a nymphomaniac with my own brewery."
I stole that line from a BBC show called Coupling, that sadly only made four seasons...
Mr. RK said he is proud to take me out in public, by the way. :)
Here's to more snappy comebacks in 2011. Happy New Year!