Thursday, December 23, 2010

And apropos of nothing except making you laugh


I was talking with a friend today about religion - she said she believes in God but not the hellfire and brimstone stuff. However, her brother does. She said years ago when she called to tell her family that she was divorcing her husband (who was apparently a real jerk), her brother said, "You should get down on your knees and pray for God's forgiveness."

Her reply (before slamming down the phone): "And YOU should go FUCK yourself!"

I laughed so hard I thought I'd pee my pants!

Then she said, "But he must have thought I was right, because later he helped me move to San Diego!"

On that note, Merry Christmas!

12 comments:

Mama Zen said...

Good for her!

Merry Christmas!

Darth Weasel said...
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Claire said...

Good for her! Merry Christmas, Ms & Mr Riot Kitty!

Cxx

G said...

Ah...the beauty of sibling love.

If you see Father Christmas during your day-to-day activities, could tell him to give me some money and not to mess around with those silly toys?

LL Cool Joe said...

Have a wonderful Christmas!!

Love the photo!

XXX

Riot Kitty said...
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Riot Kitty said...

Merry Christmas, everyone!

Green Tea said...

Hope you are having a great Holidays Kitty :)

Fireblossom said...

Merry Christmas, RK.

Lulú said...

Good for her for speaking her mind! I detest self-righteousness.

Merry Christmas, amiguita!

Aliceson said...

Praying for forgiveness for being married to an A-hole? Um, no.

Merry Christmas RK, Mr. RK and kitties!

Lynn said...

I hope you are having a great Christmas, my friend!