Thursday, December 23, 2010
And apropos of nothing except making you laugh
I was talking with a friend today about religion - she said she believes in God but not the hellfire and brimstone stuff. However, her brother does. She said years ago when she called to tell her family that she was divorcing her husband (who was apparently a real jerk), her brother said, "You should get down on your knees and pray for God's forgiveness."
Her reply (before slamming down the phone): "And YOU should go FUCK yourself!"
I laughed so hard I thought I'd pee my pants!
Then she said, "But he must have thought I was right, because later he helped me move to San Diego!"
On that note, Merry Christmas!