Tuesday, May 04, 2010

The things we do for friends, part 2


A good friend whose mother is not so nice asked me yesterday, "Do you know of any Mother's Day cards that say, 'Happy Mother's Day, You're a Man-Eating Bitch'?"

I didn't...but between Mr. RK and photoshop, here 'tis.

Just in case you know anyone who needs it!

Fortunately, I don't need it...my stepmom got earrings and Mr. RK's mom is coming over Sunday for pasta.

21 comments:

Anonymous said...

For Mother's Day, I thank my father. If not for him, my mother wouldn't be a mother. She'd just be some childless old lady.

Lynn said...

No, but that is pretty funny. :)

Logical Libby said...

I got my Mom the best Mother's Day Present ever. I can't tell you now though... I'll post it on my blog.

Fireblossom said...

PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmao!

Shionge said...

Hehehehe...glad I don't need it too :) Have awesome Mom, MIL and GodMa in England :D

Ileana said...

LMAO - Chica, I know who to turn to for help now. ;)

mac said...

Oh my! I'd be too scared to send a card like that to my Mama.
She's not exactly mean, NOW. But, she surely laid down the rules when I was a kid....I still know better than to say anything like that to her. I like my teeth too much ;-)

Ally said...

I'm in a panic. I have nothing for my mom for Mother's Day :( Everything we want to get her is over $100 and we're broke this year. Ugh! Love your friend's card idea though... funny as hell!

Senorita said...

That's hilarious ! My mom and I have definitely had our differences and our battles, but I don't think I could ever have the heart to send her something mean for Mother's Day. I would feel guilty for the rest of my life.

Darth Weasel said...

Mr RK, I have some photo shopping needs....they involve a goat, a smurf, and the rest is illegal

LL Cool Joe said...

That would be nice and sweet to send to my mother.

G. B. Miller said...

Hmmmm....my dearest mother is starting to turn into the third word of that three word phrase.

:/

JLee said...

Best Card Ever!!

Claire said...

Too funny!

Cxx

Maude Lynn said...

You nailed it!

Fireblossom said...

I had to come back and see the comments LOL.

Granny Annie said...

Let me just add a flip side of the coin. My mother is deeply missed and I could never and would never have called her anything bad. Well we did call her Old Ironsides once and Khrushchev but it was all meant affectionately. She was one-of-a-kind!

Riot Kitty said...

LMAO everyone! GA, I am glad you had a one-of-a-kind mom, in the good sense :)

Aliceson said...

Sometimes Hallmark doesn't say it best. Nice job Mr. RK! I may have to print one of these and keep it on file, you know in case my mom grows horns.

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Green tea said...

I had a great Mothers day..posted it on my blog.
I miss my mom.... :(