Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it.
- Mark Twain
Yeah, fuck Portland ! You can't even pump your own gas there !
Join the pinheads of the Portland P.D.! They couldn't catch a cold, or find their asses with both hands and a GPS, but hey.
Parking tickets = instant revenue.Must be a small gap in the overtime budget that needs to be filled.You should see around my building. The ticket patrol is in full force from early morning until quitting time at 4:30p.
I thought there was a picture of a gopher on there, but it's just a badge. That makes it suck even more.
S: The only state in the union where you can't. Although it's nice when the weather is awful.FB: I know, right? They're very good at killing unarmed people, however.G: Must be! That sounds predatory.L: I know!
I've never had a parking ticket... Well, I've never paid a parking ticket anyway.
You should make the check payable to "FU."
At least it didn't snicker the whole Ha, ha, ha!
Mac: Now I'm curious!Ily: I should have!ST: True...
Yikes! Insult added to injury!
I believe that you can't pump your own gas in New Jersey either.
MZ: I know, right?G: I heard they can now. So we're the only one!
Oops.... is that a fine for something in Portland? SOrry Buddy!!
I had a friend who got them all the time..he would just take it off his windshield and put it on another car.I was stopped last week because i had my seat belt under my arm..got a warning..I told him"Hey I'm short and it cuts my neck!"He told me to get it adjusted..Must have been a slow day for him..
that sucks :( about the pumping gas comments - i moved to nj from ny. they do not allow us to pump our own gas here and i hate to admit it, i kinda like that, though it takes forever to get the attendant to help you :(
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