Friday, May 28, 2010

Friday Haiku


I got a ticket
the citation number starts
with the letters "HA."

(I couldn't make this up. City of Portland, fuck you!)

15 comments:

Senorita said...

Yeah, fuck Portland ! You can't even pump your own gas there !

Fireblossom said...

Join the pinheads of the Portland P.D.! They couldn't catch a cold, or find their asses with both hands and a GPS, but hey.

G said...

Parking tickets = instant revenue.

Must be a small gap in the overtime budget that needs to be filled.

You should see around my building. The ticket patrol is in full force from early morning until quitting time at 4:30p.

Logical Libby said...

I thought there was a picture of a gopher on there, but it's just a badge. That makes it suck even more.

Riot Kitty said...

S: The only state in the union where you can't. Although it's nice when the weather is awful.
FB: I know, right? They're very good at killing unarmed people, however.
G: Must be! That sounds predatory.
L: I know!

mac said...

I've never had a parking ticket... Well, I've never paid a parking ticket anyway.

Ily said...

You should make the check payable to "FU."

Snaggle Tooth said...

At least it didn't snicker the whole
Ha, ha, ha!

Riot Kitty said...

Mac: Now I'm curious!
Ily: I should have!
ST: True...

Mama Zen said...

Yikes! Insult added to injury!

G said...

I believe that you can't pump your own gas in New Jersey either.

Riot Kitty said...

MZ: I know, right?
G: I heard they can now. So we're the only one!

Shionge said...

Oops.... is that a fine for something in Portland? SOrry Buddy!!

Green tea said...

I had a friend who got them all the time..he would just take it off his windshield and put it on another car.

I was stopped last week because i had my seat belt under my arm..
got a warning..
I told him
"Hey I'm short and it cuts my neck!"
He told me to get it adjusted..
Must have been a slow day for him..

Ally said...

that sucks :(
about the pumping gas comments - i moved to nj from ny. they do not allow us to pump our own gas here and i hate to admit it, i kinda like that, though it takes forever to get the attendant to help you :(