Tuesday, May 04, 2010

The things we do for friends, part 2


A good friend whose mother is not so nice asked me yesterday, "Do you know of any Mother's Day cards that say, 'Happy Mother's Day, You're a Man-Eating Bitch'?"

I didn't...but between Mr. RK and photoshop, here 'tis.

Just in case you know anyone who needs it!

Fortunately, I don't need it...my stepmom got earrings and Mr. RK's mom is coming over Sunday for pasta.

21 comments:

whatigotsofar said...

For Mother's Day, I thank my father. If not for him, my mother wouldn't be a mother. She'd just be some childless old lady.

Lynn said...

No, but that is pretty funny. :)

Logical Libby said...

I got my Mom the best Mother's Day Present ever. I can't tell you now though... I'll post it on my blog.

Fireblossom said...

PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmao!

Shionge said...

Hehehehe...glad I don't need it too :) Have awesome Mom, MIL and GodMa in England :D

Ily said...

LMAO - Chica, I know who to turn to for help now. ;)

mac said...

Oh my! I'd be too scared to send a card like that to my Mama.
She's not exactly mean, NOW. But, she surely laid down the rules when I was a kid....I still know better than to say anything like that to her. I like my teeth too much ;-)

Ally said...

I'm in a panic. I have nothing for my mom for Mother's Day :( Everything we want to get her is over $100 and we're broke this year. Ugh! Love your friend's card idea though... funny as hell!

Senorita said...

That's hilarious ! My mom and I have definitely had our differences and our battles, but I don't think I could ever have the heart to send her something mean for Mother's Day. I would feel guilty for the rest of my life.

Darth Weasel said...

Mr RK, I have some photo shopping needs....they involve a goat, a smurf, and the rest is illegal

LL Cool Joe said...

That would be nice and sweet to send to my mother.

G said...

Hmmmm....my dearest mother is starting to turn into the third word of that three word phrase.

:/

JLee said...

Best Card Ever!!

Claire said...

Too funny!

Cxx

Mama Zen said...

You nailed it!

Fireblossom said...

I had to come back and see the comments LOL.

Granny Annie said...

Let me just add a flip side of the coin. My mother is deeply missed and I could never and would never have called her anything bad. Well we did call her Old Ironsides once and Khrushchev but it was all meant affectionately. She was one-of-a-kind!

Riot Kitty said...

LMAO everyone! GA, I am glad you had a one-of-a-kind mom, in the good sense :)

Aliceson said...

Sometimes Hallmark doesn't say it best. Nice job Mr. RK! I may have to print one of these and keep it on file, you know in case my mom grows horns.

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Green tea said...

I had a great Mothers day..posted it on my blog.
I miss my mom.... :(