A good friend whose mother is not so nice asked me yesterday, "Do you know of any Mother's Day cards that say, 'Happy Mother's Day, You're a Man-Eating Bitch'?"
I didn't...but between Mr. RK and photoshop, here 'tis.
Just in case you know anyone who needs it!
Fortunately, I don't need it...my stepmom got earrings and Mr. RK's mom is coming over Sunday for pasta.
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For Mother's Day, I thank my father. If not for him, my mother wouldn't be a mother. She'd just be some childless old lady.
No, but that is pretty funny. :)
I got my Mom the best Mother's Day Present ever. I can't tell you now though... I'll post it on my blog.
PERFECT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Lmao!
Hehehehe...glad I don't need it too :) Have awesome Mom, MIL and GodMa in England :D
LMAO - Chica, I know who to turn to for help now. ;)
Oh my! I'd be too scared to send a card like that to my Mama.
She's not exactly mean, NOW. But, she surely laid down the rules when I was a kid....I still know better than to say anything like that to her. I like my teeth too much ;-)
I'm in a panic. I have nothing for my mom for Mother's Day :( Everything we want to get her is over $100 and we're broke this year. Ugh! Love your friend's card idea though... funny as hell!
That's hilarious ! My mom and I have definitely had our differences and our battles, but I don't think I could ever have the heart to send her something mean for Mother's Day. I would feel guilty for the rest of my life.
Mr RK, I have some photo shopping needs....they involve a goat, a smurf, and the rest is illegal
That would be nice and sweet to send to my mother.
Hmmmm....my dearest mother is starting to turn into the third word of that three word phrase.
:/
Best Card Ever!!
Too funny!
Cxx
You nailed it!
I had to come back and see the comments LOL.
Let me just add a flip side of the coin. My mother is deeply missed and I could never and would never have called her anything bad. Well we did call her Old Ironsides once and Khrushchev but it was all meant affectionately. She was one-of-a-kind!
LMAO everyone! GA, I am glad you had a one-of-a-kind mom, in the good sense :)
Sometimes Hallmark doesn't say it best. Nice job Mr. RK! I may have to print one of these and keep it on file, you know in case my mom grows horns.
I had a great Mothers day..posted it on my blog.
I miss my mom.... :(
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