You've heard of cats that drag in mice and other rodents, offering them as gifts for their humans? Mr. RK did some research, and apparently they do this because they think we aren't very good hunters and want to help out. (Seriously, I am not making this up.)
Our kitties are indoor kitties, and (thank God) thus far we have not seen any rodents nearby. Lucky has, however, decided that we aren't very good hunters (I'm a vegetarian, and Mr. RK doesn't eat a lot of meat), and lately he has been bringing us his fake mouse toy!
Last night, he was whining, and when I looked up from my book he had left these in our bedroom doorway:
So even though I can swear with the best of them, my cat is not impressed with my hunting and gathering skills.