Monday, November 09, 2009
Is it me...or is this just wrong?!
"Oh my gosh...I'm a perverted bunny!"
I may no longer be a reporter (and thank God for that), but I'm still a news junkie. I read stories whenever I have breaks, before work, and after work.
The most disturbing headline I've ever seen appeared on Google news today:
Researchers Regrow Functional Penis in Rabbits
I e-mailed it to my brother who wrote back, "That's just...yeow!"
Then I saw this beauty later on:
Engineered Rabbit Penises Raise Human Hopes
*Don't tell me that was an accident. These are stories, apparently, about a solution for erectile dysfunction.*
My question is - what scientist came up with this? And how many joints did s/he smoke first?
Can you imagine writing a grant proposal to get money to study...rabbit dicks?
Or putting it on a resume?
I thought not.