Saturday, August 15, 2009

Saturday funnies


Note to the marketing department: restocking the lights can REALLY make a difference when you're trying to attract hungry customers...my brother and his girlfriend saw this and had to take a picture. You can bet they didn't go through the drive-through.

Our biggest metro area newspaper ran a story about a baseball team possibly locating in the city where I live with this headline:

Paulson says Beavers will bring identity to Beaverton

Right. I'm picturing a bunch of beavers sitting around a boardroom table in business suits, discussing branding.

Having lived in the Empire State, the Golden State, the Land of Lincoln and the Lone Star State, I find it truly humiliating to live in a state where there is a fucking beaver on the flag!

So my darling friend Fireblossom made this for me:

I think I'm going to have to go on icanhascheezburger.com soon.

7 comments:

Fireblossom said...

Wow, your brother really has a "nose" for barfy restaurants, doesn't he???

That beaver has a potty mouth.

*falls over laffing*

smallbytesbythecapital said...

You know, beavers can be a good thing! I'm just glad it's not my state.

Sidhe said...

I'm going to be very, very polite and hold on to my temptation to make beaver jokes...

LL Cool Joe said...

I've always been pleased I don't live in Dorking in Surrey.

I don't think I've ever seen a fucking beaver or one that isn't fucking actually.

Green tea said...

Your Brother is a funny guy :D

Phil said...

My kids would want to eat at Buger King. In fact I think my youngest son IS the Buger King. BTW, where in NY did you live?

Riot Kitty said...

Thanks for the laughs everyone!

Phil, I lived in NYC.