Sometimes I wonder if the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it. - Mark Twain
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Saturday funnies
Note to the marketing department: restocking the lights can REALLY make a difference when you're trying to attract hungry customers...my brother and his girlfriend saw this and had to take a picture. You can bet they didn't go through the drive-through.
Our biggest metro area newspaper ran a story about a baseball team possibly locating in the city where I live with this headline:
Paulson says Beavers will bring identity to Beaverton
Right. I'm picturing a bunch of beavers sitting around a boardroom table in business suits, discussing branding.
Having lived in the Empire State, the Golden State, the Land of Lincoln and the Lone Star State, I find it truly humiliating to live in a state where there is a fucking beaver on the flag!
So my darling friend Fireblossom made this for me:
I think I'm going to have to go on icanhascheezburger.com soon.
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7 comments:
Wow, your brother really has a "nose" for barfy restaurants, doesn't he???
That beaver has a potty mouth.
*falls over laffing*
You know, beavers can be a good thing! I'm just glad it's not my state.
I'm going to be very, very polite and hold on to my temptation to make beaver jokes...
I've always been pleased I don't live in Dorking in Surrey.
I don't think I've ever seen a fucking beaver or one that isn't fucking actually.
Your Brother is a funny guy :D
My kids would want to eat at Buger King. In fact I think my youngest son IS the Buger King. BTW, where in NY did you live?
Thanks for the laughs everyone!
Phil, I lived in NYC.
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