Perhaps the same person who writes something like this:
friend wants two young females- (clackamas)Date: 2009-02-18, 3:04PM PST
hello; a dear disabled friend need two female red lizard canaries. he is disabled and they will be going to a loving knowledgable home. thank you and god bless
joe
Tip for the uninitiated: you can find a lot of good laughs in the "wanted" section of this site.
And you might find more than red lizard canaries:
STRIPPER seeks Lady GaGa tickets! (NE Portland)
Date: 2009-02-18, 1:32PM PST
I need two tickets to the Lady Ga Ga show on March 17 in Portland. I have a group of friends who are going to be there and I didn't buy mine before it sold out.
Please call me ASAP to arrange a pickup. Cash. Now. Thank you!
You rock!
(ps - if you're interested, I'll throw in a gift certificate for a free private dance at Union Jack's)
Because they were selling this T-shirt, which I would like to send to Peter Ellis of St. Augustine, Florida. Although it would be a lie, 'cause he's still a wanker.
4 comments:
then you have gems like the one I saw at the Blazer game; dude hand-lettered his t-shirt, but he got it off center so it was all on the right side and from the center over the shirt was just a plain white undershirt. Oh, and what did it say?
"I usually date 10s, but I will settle for two 5s."
He will be lucky to get two halves...and those are in goats.
Once a wanker, always a wanker.
LOL @ LL Cool Joe's comment...which I totally agree with, btw. :)
I just googled Peter Ellis + wanker (don't ask me why--just a hunch) and of the 187 google returns, this blog was #2.
DISCLAIMER: I've never googled anyone + wanker before but I might take it up as a hobby.
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