Monday, February 23, 2009

Un-f*ck you!

Most of the time, I love my new boss. He is a bit of a control freak at times, but he has a sense of humor and wears jeans and swears. And I can do the same. What's not to love?

So today, when we were going over the invite list for an upcoming event, I noticed that one of the people had no address listed - although I knew I had included it the first time I saved the list.

So I said, "Oops - I have to resend you this list, because, um, it got -"

My boss: "Fucked up?"

Me: "Yes."

He: "Well, un-fuck it and resend it."

I blurted out, "Can you do that with people, too?"

He (snickering): "I don't think so."

I couldn't stop laughing for a long time. Which was really embarrassing, actually. But what a great concept!

Wouldn't that be a great way to erase some bad sex from memory? Simply command all of your less-than-talented ex-lovers, "Un-fuck me!"

PS Scarlet, I haven't forgotten the meme. I just had to come home and post about this because I found it so hilarious!

13 comments:

Mr. Riot Kitty said...

Is "un-fuck you" considered an insult? I think it would be.

pheromone girl said...

I agree with Mr RK. A slap in the face, I tell you...

D said...

Hrm..... I have a few people I'd like to say that to.... that just made me sound like a slut... I'm not a slut... just no angel either.

Darth Weasel said...

great line, though. problem is, most people you would un then get re (the concept, not the act)...

Shionge said...

I've learned a new lingo today, can't help cracking up too ;)

LL Cool Joe said...

Geez I've never had bad sex. Well I haven't, fuck knows what the other person thought about it. Maybe I should have asked them if they'd like to be un-fucked by me as well.

JLee said...

Oh if only...*sigh*
hahah

Riot Kitty said...

Oh Joey - you are so lucky ;)

Scarlet said...

I'm adding this little piece of conversation to my quote book because it's too good to forget!

Fireblossom said...

Well, I do have "unLOVE me" on my music player at my blog, does that count? Maybe there is a B side???

J said...
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Green tea said...

Is there any man out there that would admit to bad sex??
I doubt it..
I love you M.. *grin*

Riot Kitty said...

GT: You are so right!