Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Do you have a spare chicken?

Who, I ask, writes a sentence like that and posts it on craigslist?

Perhaps the same person who writes something like this:

friend wants two young females- (clackamas)Date: 2009-02-18, 3:04PM PST

hello; a dear disabled friend need two female red lizard canaries. he is disabled and they will be going to a loving knowledgable home. thank you and god bless

Tip for the uninitiated: you can find a lot of good laughs in the "wanted" section of this site.
And you might find more than red lizard canaries:

STRIPPER seeks Lady GaGa tickets! (NE Portland)
Date: 2009-02-18, 1:32PM PST

I need two tickets to the Lady Ga Ga show on March 17 in Portland. I have a group of friends who are going to be there and I didn't buy mine before it sold out.

Please call me ASAP to arrange a pickup. Cash. Now. Thank you!

You rock!

(ps - if you're interested, I'll throw in a gift certificate for a free private dance at Union Jack's)

*But...the best laugh I've had all week is no longer available. They had SO MANY hits that their site crashed.

Because they were selling this T-shirt, which I would like to send to Peter Ellis of St. Augustine, Florida. Although it would be a lie, 'cause he's still a wanker.


Darth Weasel said...

then you have gems like the one I saw at the Blazer game; dude hand-lettered his t-shirt, but he got it off center so it was all on the right side and from the center over the shirt was just a plain white undershirt. Oh, and what did it say?

"I usually date 10s, but I will settle for two 5s."

He will be lucky to get two halves...and those are in goats.

LL Cool Joe said...

Once a wanker, always a wanker.

Scarlet said...

LOL @ LL Cool Joe's comment...which I totally agree with, btw. :)

leftcoast said...

I just googled Peter Ellis + wanker (don't ask me why--just a hunch) and of the 187 google returns, this blog was #2.

DISCLAIMER: I've never googled anyone + wanker before but I might take it up as a hobby.