Perhaps the same person who writes something like this:
friend wants two young females- (clackamas)Date: 2009-02-18, 3:04PM PST
hello; a dear disabled friend need two female red lizard canaries. he is disabled and they will be going to a loving knowledgable home. thank you and god bless
Tip for the uninitiated: you can find a lot of good laughs in the "wanted" section of this site.
And you might find more than red lizard canaries:
STRIPPER seeks Lady GaGa tickets! (NE Portland)
Date: 2009-02-18, 1:32PM PST
I need two tickets to the Lady Ga Ga show on March 17 in Portland. I have a group of friends who are going to be there and I didn't buy mine before it sold out.
Please call me ASAP to arrange a pickup. Cash. Now. Thank you!
(ps - if you're interested, I'll throw in a gift certificate for a free private dance at Union Jack's)
Because they were selling this T-shirt, which I would like to send to Peter Ellis of St. Augustine, Florida. Although it would be a lie, 'cause he's still a wanker.