Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Top 10 Tuesday

Here you go, Joey!

Top 10 things I have seen recently that I wish I had not seen:

1. The preview for "Me and Orson Welles." Oh gag. This guy is probably turning in his grave to flip you off, movie producer.

2. The black leotard-clothed ass cheeks of the guy at the cafe today who was wearing his pants below them because they were so fucking tight. Buy a new pair of jeans and stay out of Cindi Lauper's closet!

3. A reference to "alternative lifestyles" in a so-called "feminist" book. Hello!

4. All of the new Barbie Ladies of the 80s dolls, because I WANT THEM ALL! Don't laugh. You know you want them all, too.

5. My cat's breakfast this morning, post-digestion. Sadly for Mr. RK, we both saw it right as I was heading out for work.

6. The blatantly stupid e-mails from my old college buddy, who is married and apparently not getting any.

7. peopleofwalmart.com

8. The sixth or seventh story about a murder-suicide - in the past month - in this relatively low-crime metro area.

9. The dark sky before 5 p.m.! Winter, you suck.

10. This video, which you can play above. Oh just kidding! This is the most adorable thing ever. (Sorry, Joey, I owe you one.) But we all need a little bit of cute once in awhile.


G said...

#3 is something I say only in the chat rooms, because it seems to be the one phrase that most people (gay or straight) can use without fear of having their comment nuked.

Granny Annie said...

Joey video is just too cute! Who knew you could be that goofy?

Lynn said...

That is such a cute kitten! And the one at the bottom is pretty cute, too. :)

Looking up Barbies of the 80s now.

The Peach Tart said...

I must have the Barbie's. I guess there goes the Christmas list.

Fireblossom said...

I love those ladies of the 80s, as you well know! But where's Annie Lennox?!?

BOTH those kittehs are so cool.

Ok, got to go pursue my alternative lifestyle now! *gag*

Riot Kitty said...

The bottom kittie is mine!

LL Cool Joe said...

Ha ha, what a erm a cute post, but please...BARBIE'S!

Ily said...

Funny, I just saw that kitty video at Holland's last night and from the title I thought it was going to be porn, and I was so relieved that it wasn't! That kitten is adorable. Makes me want one for Christmas...along with a Cyndi Lauper Barbie, of course! :)

Riot Kitty said...

For the record, I would never post porn on this blog! Except food porn, I guess.

Mike_D said...

"Suprised Kitty" as a porn title--probably the best thing I've ever heard of. "SURPRISED KITTY!!! STARRING PAULA PORNOGRAPHY AND HENRIETTA HOOTERS!"

Oh, our good friend still causing problems...

JLee said...

Ok, that IS the cutest thing I have ever seen!