Sunday, March 21, 2010
Happy birthday to Ms. J, Chella, and Mike D!
You are all fantastic...and two of you will always be older than me! Bonus!
So although there are many good and memorable things I could say about each of you, my carpal tunnel is flared up so I can't type much, and have to limit it.
Chella - Amazing zine girl/80s nostalgia partner in crime
Mike D - Loyal, funny, and understands muppet finger puppet mania
Ms. J - Having rebounded from a divorce in which her former husband cheated on her with a friend, she has 1) gotten her degree, 2) gotten a great job, and 3) gotten sassy when needbe.
Although her ex shithead keeps texting her nasty messages, she comes up with great one-liners to put him in his place, like: "Oh yeah? I have enjoyed being with much bigger dicks than yours."
*Post script: One of these days, I'll post something without any mention of penis size. I swear!