Sunday, March 21, 2010

Happy birthday(s)!

Happy birthday to Ms. J, Chella, and Mike D!

You are all fantastic...and two of you will always be older than me! Bonus!

So although there are many good and memorable things I could say about each of you, my carpal tunnel is flared up so I can't type much, and have to limit it.

Chella - Amazing zine girl/80s nostalgia partner in crime

Mike D - Loyal, funny, and understands muppet finger puppet mania

Ms. J - Having rebounded from a divorce in which her former husband cheated on her with a friend, she has 1) gotten her degree, 2) gotten a great job, and 3) gotten sassy when needbe.

Although her ex shithead keeps texting her nasty messages, she comes up with great one-liners to put him in his place, like: "Oh yeah? I have enjoyed being with much bigger dicks than yours."

*Post script: One of these days, I'll post something without any mention of penis size. I swear!


Fireblossom said...

I had noticed that you've been mentioning Richard in your posts a lot. It must be because of all the Richard-heads.

go to movie said...


LL Cool Joe said...

Yes I am spending a great deal of time with a ruler now measuring certain parts of my anatomy to see which size bracket I fit into. ;)

I think I'm ok. :D

Happy birthday to your buddies, I hope they all had fun!

Granny Annie said...

Well you brought up penises so I have to ask if you heard about the man in Scotland who attacked a police officer with his penis? Here's the link:

Now, of course, I also add Happy Birthday to all the celebrants!

Lynn said...

You go, Ms. J!!!! Happy birthday to all. :)

RA said...

Why on earth would you not write about penis sizes? Keep on keeping on, we like it! :)

Granny Annie's article was a riot. Even though I am a little confused about the police officer's whereabouts. Where was she and what was she doing... to get the penis in her face? I mean, this guys was not 10 feet tall, was he. :D

Kimberly said...

Oooh...good to the point snap! I'll have to use that at a later date!

Ily said...

Happy Birthday to all...and Ms. J, you're my hero! :)

Riot Kitty said...

FB: You're right!
Joey: LMAO!
GA: Seriously?!!!! I am afraid to open it in case it has a picture!
L: :)
RA: Right on, then!
Kim: Go for it ;)
I: She's mine, too!

Shionge said...

Yoohooooooo more March babies :) Happy Birthday to them all!!!

Darth Weasel said...

I think "Go to movie" said it best, but I do not want to translate it in case those with large....hearts get offended

Claire said...

So cute. And also, I will never get tired of nom nom nom kitteh. He's one of my favourites. Always brightens my day!


Riot Kitty said...

S: Thanks!
Darth: LMAO!
Claire: I love them, too!