Friday, August 01, 2008
Actually, it was a Thursday funny...but it's funny today, too, and I've had kind of a fucked up day, so here's making it better by hoping I will make other people laugh.
(Note to the little bro: this is an R-rated blog. Skip it!)
So Darth went to see The Dark Knight with Mr. Riot Kitty and I last night, and afterwards, he was talking about how he kicked ass in a game of golf, even though he hadn't played in a year and his fellow players were much more experienced. (Note: Darth is modest, but it became apparent to all of us that he had kicked ass.)
He said, "It's funny, when you play golf - the harder you try, the more you suck."
And I blurted out, "Hmm, sounds like oral sex!"
And I think I embarrassed him because he ran away and called out, "Let me know how that works out for you, Mr. Riot Kitty!"
But there you are - there's a laugh, and a clever one, if I do say so myself. It's one thing I haven't fucked up this week!
And a postscript...I keep telling Mr. Riot Kitty that he needs to start a blog about things he has overheard at work, because they're hilarious.
Sometimes unintentionally hilarious, because many of his coworkers speak English as their second language - or, in this guy's case, their third language. (Puts most of us to shame, doesn't it?)
Scene: The breakroom. Someone left a bag of hotdogs in the fridge. It leaked.
Coworker (in heavy Lao accent): "Brad's hotdog is leaking. I get it. I clean it up."
Coworker:"English is not my first language. I said something again, and I don't know what it was!"
*More raucous laughter.*