Friday, August 01, 2008

Friday funny

Actually, it was a Thursday funny...but it's funny today, too, and I've had kind of a fucked up day, so here's making it better by hoping I will make other people laugh.

(Note to the little bro: this is an R-rated blog. Skip it!)

So Darth went to see The Dark Knight with Mr. Riot Kitty and I last night, and afterwards, he was talking about how he kicked ass in a game of golf, even though he hadn't played in a year and his fellow players were much more experienced. (Note: Darth is modest, but it became apparent to all of us that he had kicked ass.)

He said, "It's funny, when you play golf - the harder you try, the more you suck."

And I blurted out, "Hmm, sounds like oral sex!"

And I think I embarrassed him because he ran away and called out, "Let me know how that works out for you, Mr. Riot Kitty!"

But there you are - there's a laugh, and a clever one, if I do say so myself. It's one thing I haven't fucked up this week!

And a postscript...I keep telling Mr. Riot Kitty that he needs to start a blog about things he has overheard at work, because they're hilarious.

Sometimes unintentionally hilarious, because many of his coworkers speak English as their second language - or, in this guy's case, their third language. (Puts most of us to shame, doesn't it?)

Today's exchange:

Scene: The breakroom. Someone left a bag of hotdogs in the fridge. It leaked.

Coworker (in heavy Lao accent): "Brad's hotdog is leaking. I get it. I clean it up."

*Raucous laughter*

Coworker:"English is not my first language. I said something again, and I don't know what it was!"

*More raucous laughter.*


JLee said...

Too funny! Sounds like something I would say. I have had a very DARK PMS week and I'm just read to laugh it off!

Foster Communications said...

Too freaking funny!!!!

Darth Weasel said...

I concur as to the Mr. Riot Kitty needing to blog about it...the motorcycle incident, for example...and so many others. pure comedy gold.

Claire said...

Hahahaha. That's brilliant. So's that.



vivavavoom said...

oh rock!! Love the oral sex comment...and the hotdog comment fits well with it ;) Mr. Riot Kitty should be very happy he still has a Mrs that does it. I have a weird philosophy about it that I myself can't really understand...and may be too xrated for this blog stream. But lets just say that I was more apt to do it a lot when not married as safer sex....and Mr. Viva is dying for some of that 'safer sex' action now and I couldn't give a shit. I have become a much more selfish lover in my old ain't pretty!

Misty said...

LOL Too cute. Love what the coworker said about the hotdog too! :)

Scarlet said...

It's good to come back home to you. :)