Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Another day, another asshole...another reply on Hello Kitty stationary

I parked at a bookstore last weekend next to a truck with these bumper stickers:

"Gun control is hitting your target"

"Is there life after death? Find out if you mess with this truck!"

and similar crap...one of the stickers made reference to a body BBQ cafe.

So I thought you'd all be proud to know that I left a note on the windshield of said truck onHello Kitty stationary (that nifty little set that my 12-year-old brother got me) and I wrote, "I'm quite sure your dick is the size of a peanut."

Of course, Mr. Riot Kitty thought that would actually be giving him a compliment...

And of course I shared this story with a legislator friend who is a liberal, but also a longtime NRA member.

Happy Tuesday!



JLee said...

Sounds like the guy is from Texas! lol

Claire said...

I love you, dude. That truck owner sounds like an ASS.


Foster Communications said...


But is he worth the good stationary??

Darth Weasel said...

should you not have used the little black bat or whatever it is? Badu or whatever? Just seems more appropriate. on second thought...maybe less. the irony is strong with this one.

vivavavoom said...

my other favorite was the 'My President is Charlton Heston' bumper sticker....and don't even get me started on all the prolife ones I see here in Colorado....mainly on cars driven by men...hmmm....
I remember once when I was in undergrad here I had a 'celebrate diversity' bumpersticker on my car. when I came back from class someone had left me a note on my windhsield saying "why do you fags always feel like you have to ram your sexuality down our throats with your bumperstickers...you suck". yeah, I was pissed but also laughed at the ignorance that he assumed I was a gay man....and as you know I am a straight woman.
that's Colorado Focus on Your Family for you!!

J said...

OMG I love it...
I might just have to have some cards printed for future use.. :D

Green tea said...

Sorry that last comment was me
Blame it on not
sleeping all night :D