Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Riot Kitty needs...

I snagged this from Jessica, who snagged it from someone else...

Go to Google and type in "your name" and "needs" and post the first five things that come up.

Needless to say, this was difficult, because I typed in "Riot Kitty" and got references from my own blog!

So I used my first name...which will remain anonymous and be substituted here with Riot Kitty. Enjoy!

1.Riot Kitty needs a family that will be patient, consistent, kind, loving (have one, luckily!)

2. Riot Kitty needs attention (don't we all? But hopefully not from the wrong people!)

3. It's Riot Kitty who clearly needs to shut the fuck up. (I LOVED this one! Was it posted by my ex, the GOP, or my mother's side of the family?)

4. Riot Kitty needs to take an extended break from golf after this weekend (No problem. I have never played it, and never will...although I will never take a break making fun of people who do.)

5. Riot Kitty needs help translating. (Um, again, don't think so. I'm pretty fucking clear, in several languages, actually. Especially when I am irritated.)


Leslie said...

Leslie needs:
1. MySpace. I do need my space.
2. A fat reality cheque. Hmm.
3. A vacation. YES. Preferably all expenses paid.
4. Music. Always.
5. A home. The best place of all.

JLee said...

This might be fun! Enjoy your break from golfing ;)

Mike D said...

Let's see here...

Michael Needs:

1. Mum
2. a girlfriend
3. needs more time
4. a girlfriend (again)
5. to stall the signing

So true..

Darth Weasel said...

So I shouldn't tell everyone your first name is Octavia?

Darth Weasel said...

by the way...I had forgotten this!

J said...

I don't need to google
I know what I need
a massage, a bottle of wine and
a hug!!!

Green tea said...

Again I forgot to switch
the last comment is mine.
You can check my site to see why my brain is scrambled Kitty

vivavavoom said...

we have the same first name, so you did the work for me ;)
have a great weekend. sorry i have been lame with checking out the blogs lately...crazy busy stupid week I had!

Scarlet said...

I love #5! ;)