Actually, it can be summed up by asking a prospective author this question:
ARE YOU ON DRUGS? YES/NO
Seriously - DO NOT call us and make comments like this:
"So I wrote a book about a wolf, he's running around the backyard right now - he steals clothing off the clothesline, you know how that happens. And -oh yeah! I forgot! I have another book about a dragon - he's here, too."
Do I know how that happens? How a fucking wolf lives in my backyard and takes my clothing from the clothesline? Nope.
I suppose this means the wolf goes in drag?