Thursday, August 23, 2007

Obviously a man wrote the marketing materials

Check out this review:

Not just a well-needed laugh; the author got it right when giggling about how the marketing copywriters described a 3.25" (really!) vibrator as enabling us girls to “let you find your G-Spot easily and effectively, giving you unknown orgasmic pleasures.”

As she noted, some of us have never LOST our G-spots, and if they think something that's 3.25" long can give us unknown orgasmic pleasures....?


Maybe that's impressive if you're a koala.

The only thing I can think of that would give me unknown orgasmic pleasure, of that size, would be a piece of cheesecake.


Darth Weasel said...

"maybe that's impressive if you're a koala"

What you have against koalas? As if they are easily impressed...why, I have seen koalas that refuse to get impressed over anything less than a blade of grass. Just watch where you fling your hyperbole young lady!

Darth Weasel said...

I stand corrected. Now presenting, the sex-mad koala: