I should add one more question to the survey for prospective authors:
Do you quote a theologian/zen master/philosopher, aka YOUR CAT, in your religious manuscript?
If you answer yes, please go hide under your couch and never come out. And forget about sending a SASE with your manuscript, we will just BURN it.
* A NOTE TO THE UNINITIATED READER: I am not making this up.
We also have two books, by two different authors, about disabled reindeer.