- We don't wait to eat dessert until the powers that be say so, because we *are* the powers that be! Hooray!
- I don't have to eat anything I don't like "to be polite," because Mr. RK and I fucking cook it. It's impolite, methinks, to force someone to eat something they don't care for. Period. End of story.
- Friends are so much better than extended family. One of mine made me a vegan, sugar-free cheesecake, so I actually got to eat dessert!
- I don't get bored because it's my fucking house, and the people who are there were all invited by me.
Because he wants to stay married, that's why.