I didn't plan this long of an absence from blogs - I've been under the weather. Where the fuck does that expression come from, anyway? It feels more like being under the oobleck - as in this:
Then, to add insult to injury, once you finally outrun the oobleck, you get hit by the tired stick.
Then, back at work, everything makes you grumpy.
Me: "I thought you went through the mail when I was gone! But it's in a pile on my desk!"
Coworker (with blank stare): "I didn't have a chance."
Me later that day: "Sorry, I'm sick and grumpy."
Which, at least, is one more excuse than normal!
What makes you get your grump on?