Wednesday, November 12, 2014

Things I would like to know

And I bet you would, too, you just haven't written about it yet.

1. Why the phone system at work got fried by a storm on the SAME day I ran out of cell phone minutes, which has never happened before, AND the heater decided to start spitting icy air out, and my computer decided to keep crashing - all at the same time. (I actually put this lolcat on our Facebook page at work with an explanatory message about the phones. Pretty cool, no?)
2. Why the internet is buzzing about a certain person's ass. An ass makes headlines! Shit, I'm in the wrong line of work.

3. What exactly do the models and actors do in the group Models and Actors for Christ? (I'm not making this up. I see this billboard on the way home from work every day, and it bugs me not knowing.)

4. Why the person who couldn't remember when his appointment was just showed up at my office this morning. Like you do.

5. Why his mother said she doesn't like stairs, so there should be an elevator (in a two-floor building), but continued to take the stairs rather than wait for him in the lobby.

6. We saw Birdman this week, which is a really good movie. So my question is...it's referred to as an "art film." Who decides a film is art? Does that mean other films are not art? Inquiring minds want to know.

7. Speaking of that movie, it turns out that Michael Keaton and Courtney Cox dated for several years back in the 90s?? Um. WAT?


8. Why does Alaska only send shitty things down to the mainland? We have premature winter this week, thanks to a storm from that state. Their politicians are just as bad, and they seem to last longer.

9. I know...why ask why...but I must. Why do I live in a state where more people voted on the legalizing marijuana measure (which passed) than voted for Governor? I mean these people filled out their answer to that ballot question, but didn't vote for either guy who wanted to run the entire state.
10. What can the conversations be like between our current governor and his fiancee? Oooh, what I wouldn't give to be a fly on the wall in that house!

18 comments:

Lee said...

When you find the answers...are you going to share them, RK? I hope you do because I have don't have the answers.

And I find nothing attractive at all about that person's - who shall remain anonymous (I wish she would) - massive butt! Much ado about a lot!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

That ass can't be real. Gotta be implants. Thank you, my brain has now officially died.

Charles Gramlich said...

I guess I haven't heard about the ass.

lotta joy said...

I know the answers to each and every question, but I'm not authorized to tell you. (you're better off not knowing)

Elephant's Child said...

No printable answers here. Rather a lot of questions, but mostly the answers which come to me would melt the screen.

Abby said...

Such good questions, all of 'em. And... you ran out of phone minutes? That can actually happen??

Lynn said...

I missed the ass thing - Kim Karashian???

Love the parental block lol cat. :)

furrybottoms.blogspot.com said...

I love the LOLCAT for tech support! :) The tech guy was working on my computer the other day. I came in to work the next morning and he had drawn a picture of a cat on a piece of paper with "TERRY LOGGED IN! Switch username so you don't lock me out!" but it was the cat that did it for me. And Ass? J.Lo brought out the ASS. Whose are we talking about now? And I don't really need to know either.

Dexter Klemperer said...

Considering how easy it is to find ass on the internet, I'm surprised that got so much attention. Alaska does have the Alaskan Brewing Company which sends us good beer. So there's that.

ditchingthedog said...

I have not heard about anyone's ass. I will say this... There are innumerable things wrong with my body but my husband loves my ass. It's something I guess.

is there anyone that C.C. didn't date in the 90's? Slut.

OK, that wasn't nice but she has a better body than I do and I am jealous. I still have a better ass.

Vanessa Morgan said...

I'd love to know the answers to those as well.

Movies are considered 'art' when they are different and are not just meant to entertain. But it's silly to think about it that way. All creations are art, even if it's badly done and/or entertaining.

G. B. Miller said...

I kid you not, two clerks at the Cumberland Farms (a convenience store chain) that I regularly visit were discussing both the pic and her prowess in the sack (remember, she made an "adult movie" some years back).

Out of minutes??? I thought that went out in the 90's, along with flip phones and VHS.

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LL Cool Joe said...

Who's ass? I missed out on this one. I need photos. Forget the cats. Or is it a cat's ass?

God you didn't find those photos of my ass did you? And what is an ass anyway? Do you mean arse?

A Beer For The Shower said...

Wow, I thought that models and actors for Christ thing was only around here. That's nation wide? That's even scarier.

We have that billboard here too, and we always laugh at it as we pass by. No idea what they do, but I'm sure the male model/actor in their group who has long brown hair and a big brown beard has got it MADE when it comes to roles.

Riot Kitty said...

Can I just say, I am cracking up about everyone's ass comments!

Granny Annie said...

Inquiring minds need to know where the ass story is coming from? Needed this post as a good pick-me-up.

CraveCute said...

Thank you for asking! I'm very annoyed at Alaska right now, what's with this weather?

Furry Bottoms said...

I've been twitching too. That cat is cute.