Here's my new favorite quote:
Why be difficult, when with a bit of effort, you can be impossible?
Mr. RK said, "I think that was written about me!"
Yes, that is the level of maturity in their department.
I went through a training this week that was full of acronyms. After telling us there was a sheet of commonly used phrases that explained acronyms and what they stood for, the trainer said she was part of an IGA.
I put my hand up and said, "What's an IGA?"
And she got embarrassed because she didn't know!
Tip for the uninitiated: if you're going to use an acronym in relation to your own job, know what it means.
Mr. RK came up with some more, but they're probably too much even for this blog.
Driving home yesterday, I saw a car with a Romney sticker and an NRA sticker. Instantly, I thought, "You've just told me way too much about your penis!"
How about you? Anything pithy?