Well, maybe not so much. But if you know nothing about "This is the End," and don't want to, don't read this.
My younger brother B. was visiting last week, and when we had a cat emergency, he was very nice and came with me to the kitty ER, and then to the follow up appointment with my regular vet. Mandrake was so doped up on his pain meds that he peed all over B., who shrugged and said, "At least it's not my own!"
He then proceeded to keep watch on Mandrake when I was at work, texting me when and where he peed, poor kid. So as a thank you, I took him to see a movie I really didn't want to see.
Mind you, I am not a prude. I like Seth Rogen. But this movie, beyond a few funny (albeit disgustingly funny) moments, was not my cup of java. It was scary in that it was so over the top I kept thinking, "Oh fuck! I took my little brother to see this?"
My dad emailed me: "Your brother N. said it was superb! What was it about?"
Note to self: N.'s taste has obviously degenerated suddenly.
I wrote back: "In a nutshell, imagine some jokes about jerking off, seeing way too much of Michael Cera, Jonah Hill gets literally screwed by a demon, and a 100-foot-tall Lucifer with a huge, bouncing dick spitting fire all over the city of Los Angeles in an apocalypse."
He didn't write back. Later, I asked him if he was offended.
"No, I thought you were joking."
Me: "As if I could make that up! I'm not that creative."
The only person in the movie I wouldn't have minded seeing naked (guess who) doesn't get anywhere near naked. As an aside, he was two years behind me at my high school. People who find out where I grew up invariably ask me, "Did you know him?" And I say, "Of course not! He was two years younger. As if we would have given him the time of day." Eeew.
Meanwhile, Mr. RK was challenged to do karaoke by a coworker. He replied that he didn't sing. The coworker told him he could rap.
Mr. RK said, "I cannot deceive you when I say that I enjoy large posteriors."
If you don't get that reference, I feel very old.
(And just for the record, I have no butt to speak of, and he's just fine with that.)