No, I'm not making it up.
All hell has broken loose, maintenance-wise, in our office (read: we're a nonprofit, it's cheap rent, and you get what you pay for.) This has resulted in several visits from the maintenance man, who has managed to fuck up the plumbing more on each successive occasion.
However, his visit did result in this conversation:
Me: "So are you guys going to get rid of the old paint and stuff the previous tenants left behind (two + years ago?"
Him: "You know the previous tenant got kicked out for making adult films here?"
Him: "But they aren't as crazy as the people upstairs. They have a trampoline that they jump on, up on the roof."
I've known him for a couple of years, and all of our previous conversations have consisted of things such as, "Hi, how are you?" I have to say, that is a rather clever way not to answer if you are going to clean up.
And now I find out that we, in the mental health agency and the bulk of us with diagnoses, are the "normal" tenants in the building.
But it does leave me to wonder: in what part of the office did they make the films?
Too bad that conversation wasn't over the phone.