Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Adult films and trampolines, all in my office

No, I'm not making it up.

All hell has broken loose, maintenance-wise, in our office (read: we're a nonprofit, it's cheap rent, and you get what you pay for.) This has resulted in several visits from the maintenance man, who has managed to fuck up the plumbing more on each successive occasion.

However, his visit did result in this conversation:

Me: "So are you guys going to get rid of the old paint and stuff the previous tenants left behind (two + years ago?"
Him: "You know the previous tenant got kicked out for making adult films here?"
Me: "WAT!"
Him: "But they aren't as crazy as the people upstairs. They have a trampoline that they jump on, up on the roof."

I've known him for a couple of years, and all of our previous conversations have consisted of things such as, "Hi, how are you?" I have to say, that is a rather clever way not to answer if you are going to clean up.

And now I find out that we, in the mental health agency and the bulk of us with diagnoses, are the "normal" tenants in the building.

But it does leave me to wonder: in what part of the office did they make the films?

Too bad that conversation wasn't over the phone.


23 comments:

Kellie @ Delightfully Ludicrous said...

It must make you wonder if they recorded any classics in there!

wigsf3 said...

Ten bucks says it was foot fetish stuff.

A Beer For The Shower said...

Just look for the room with a gigantic leather couch. That is your room. Also, never sit on that couch again.

Charles Gramlich said...

Better get out the UV light and run it over that office space.

OldLady Of The Hills said...

Oh My!!! LOL! I LOVE that picture of the Gray Cat....And those little babies, too....!
I think the suggestion of the UV Light is a really good one, unless, that would fall under the heading of Too Much Information....!

Elephant's Child said...

And did the neighbour's trampoline feature in those movies?
I think I need to go and poke my eyes out now. Love the cats, but the other images are front and centre. Going up and down and up and down. Eeeeuw.

Riot Kitty said...

Kellie: Depends on how classic classic is...the building has been up since the 70s, I think.
WIGSF: I wish I knew!
ABFTS: They actually left desks behind, too, but no couch. Which leads me to wonder...
Charles: Um. Yuck!
Naomi: I agree~!
EC: Sorry about that ;)

G. B. Miller said...

Holy Fetishism Batgirl!

Rock Chef said...

A trampoline on a roof? I think that is more disturbing than the movies, to be honest...

Lynn said...

Ha! My friend Leisa worked in a house that had been converted to a construction company office that had formerly been used for porn films. I told her she might want to give the bathroom an extra scrub. :)

I'd be tempted to visit the trampoline people!

Mike_D said...

There's got to be some kind of double innuendo in there--office sex, office space, office hole...

i got nothing...

CraveCute said...

I'm still laughing from reading your previous post and now this! Your life is really much more interesting than anyone else I know!

Riot Kitty said...

GB: I know! This is almost as good as the time the FBI showed up looking for a previous tenant. I am starting to wonder about the building.
RC: Hmm. Depending on if you combine them...
Lynn: That's hilarious!
Mike: Riiiight.
CC: I think I only seem to run into the interesting! Thanks!

DWei said...

Well it's not like you'd be like "OMG FOLLOWERS, HERE ARE THE VIDEOS THAT THEY RECORDED IN OUR OFFICE" and post links.

Or would you...?

The Blue Grumpster said...

A maintenance man who fucks up the plumbing... His Momma must feel so proud. I hope that chair you sit on didn't come with the office space. It may be, you know, kinda sticky. ;)

Lee said...

See if you can get a couple of copies....set up a stall...they could be a money-maker! ;)

"Fifty Shades of Red"!

Riot Kitty said...

DW: You tempt me...
Grump: I know! And we brought our own chairs, luckily. They did leave a couple of desks, though, which makes me wonder.
Lee: That would be hilarious!

Kathleen said...

Okay, hold on, hold on. First of all, what?

http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wat

And secondly, I am totally grabbing some popcorn for your next adult film update...

Ileana said...

Wow! I find that maintenance and surveillance guys have the juiciest stories. Make sure you're not in any of them...you as in you normal people. :)

LL Cool Joe said...

Wow, how come you have all these interesting things happening to you, and my life is as dull as dish water?

The trampoline on the roof needs to be explored. The stains on the floor, probably not.

The Blue Grumpster said...

Did I mention you've got the coolest profile pic in the blogiverse? You've got the coolest profile pic in the blogiverse.

Riot Kitty said...

Kathleen: I will check out the meme!
Ily: Very funny!
Joey: Your life is anything but dull...and mind you, I wasn't in the movies, they were just filmed in my office.
Blue: Thank you!

Debra She Who Seeks said...

Burn those desks.